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594Regenerate210627T043429ZDLosc
746AWK250421T161137Zxrs
6258brainfuck250318T202325ZWeird Gl
574JavaScript574 Bytes250316T042256Zmashuel
447Vyxal 3250317T092624ZThemooni
9766BrainFuck130110T234408Zcaptncra
1173PHP171230T133822ZAgnius V
39305AB1E201115T181011ZMakonede
1190Lexurgy220119T153046Zbigyihsu
nanPython 3 2065 Bytes211211T211627Zpoggersb
603Python211212T131621ZCaelus
756Excel210715T000222ZAxuary
699Knight210617T231453ZEasyasPi
678Vyxal210522T052628ZUndersla
nanHTML/CSS210331T234901Zemanresu
nanDeadfish~210224T082922Zemanresu
764ink190325T034029ZSara J
559JavaScript REPL190615T235928ZAlex Pea
7497Brainfuck190416T193856Zorthople
nan190303T160157ZStackstu
642Java JDK190212T111345ZOlivier
495JavaScript181124T141725Zda0
733Dart181102T210142ZElcan
1323Befunge93180806T110924ZItsJ0el
920Batch180214T042058Zstevefes
892Windows batch180101T044159Zstevefes
697Swift171230T223853ZEndenite
854JavaScript120601T132637ZJHiller
585///170614T223325ZConor O&
1014Ruby120601T203725ZMichaelB
2778iX2Web131231T215408ZTimtech
656///160908T223044Zacrolith
616JavaScript141117T032852ZEliseo D
1875HTML160622T214620Zuser8397
858Java160622T000931Zuser8397
564PHP120602T183411Za sad du
691Golfscript120529T080203ZCristian
1047CoffeeScript120602T071218ZIan Coop
803Python 2.7120601T104331ZJosh Sme
845Python 2.7120601T203418ZMatthew
nanMalbolge151108T063753Za spaghe
nanWhitespace120601T140241ZLuca Spi
883Perl120529T014333Zbreadbox
511GolfScript130501T231144ZPeter Ta
540Perl121208T102246Zwhio
719PHP 719 Characters120601T172324ZTwoScoop
1002PHP1002 Chars120613T143645ZEvent_Ho
543Ruby 556 552 chars && PHP120602T183639ZEd H.
579Python 579 Chars120603T001727ZOptimus
659C# 605 characters | TSQL 795 characters | C# 732 characters | C#120602T041230ZJason
666JavaScript 666 Bytes120608T230820Zeikes
576Perl 576 Bytes120603T135203Zquasimod
567PHP120606T231447ZSebastia
nan589120604T020342Zbaby-rab
nanRuby binary chars120606T062103ZEd H.
nan626 Bytes120603T040449ZAddy
573Python120605T152008Zugoren
703C#120604T082200ZM_J_O_N_
582Bash / Sed120530T084836Zugoren
nan120601T182520ZJohn
948PHP 948 Bytes120604T160449Zcodebox
2007Just for fun120602T210053ZLast Ame
nanJavaScript120601T135434ZTeddy Cr
903Java 903 Bytes120603T144123ZLoneWolf
890C 890 Characters120602T232148ZNick
780PHP 802 bytes and Python120602T143427ZJorrit K
699Perl120601T230138Zmoonshad
619Ruby120601T194305ZZr40
589Python120601T135011ZRiderOfG
707PHP120529T023034Zl0n3sh4r
nanDelphi/Pascal. Some issues with casing though. WIP. 1018 characters120601T160809ZGolezTro
789JavaScript120601T135117ZJencel
883JavaScript120601T095449ZTomalak
810Naive sh/echo120601T123409ZMr. one-
613Scala120531T065719ZRex Kerr
789C#120529T204549Zhermiod
nan120530T040002Zmikera

Regenerate, 643 600 594 bytes

We're no strangers to love
You( know) the rules( and )so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any( other )guy(
I just wanna (tell )you( how I'm feeling
)Gotta make( you )understand(
(
N(ever( gonna )))g(ive$7up)$9let$7down$9run around$2dese(rt you)$9make$7cry$9say goodbye$9$5a lie$2hu$13))(

We've$1n each$3for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Y(ou're too )shy to s(ay it
)Inside we both$1 what's been going on
We$1 the game$2we're$11pl$16)And if$7ask me$6Don't $5me y$15blind to see$8$8
((
\(Ooh), g$12\))$17($18\)$9give, n$10give
\(G$12\))$19$14$4$8$8

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Using capture groups, save off parts of the song and repeat them later with backreferences.

AWK, 746 bytes

END{s="We're no strangers to love0You2 the rules and so do I0A full commitment's what I'm thinking of0You wouldn't get this from any other guy0"(g="I just wanna tell1 how I'm feeling0Gotta make1 understand00")(M=(N="Never gonna ")"give1 up0"N"let1 down0"N"run around and desert1 0"N"make1 cry0"N"say goodbye0"N"tell a lie and hurt1 00")(b="We've2n each other for so long0Your heart's been aching but0You're too shy to say it0Inside we both2 what's been going on0We2 the game and we're gonna play it0")"And if1 ask me how I'm feeling0Don't tell me1're too blind to see00"M M (d=(c="(Ooh")", give1 up)0")d c")0" (e=N"give, never gonna give0")(f="(Give1 up)0") c")0" e f"0"b"0"g M M M;gsub(/0/,"\n",s);gsub(/1/," you",s);gsub(/2/," know",s);print s}

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brainfuck, 6258 bytes

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Mostly using orthoplex's answer, but looping on the last chorus (repeated 3 times at the end of the song) in order to save a lot of bytes. I could make this even shorter, but it always requires a lot of time, because you need to find something you can loop on, find its start and end in the basic answer, and modifying the values in order to ensure that the program will loop correctly without incrementing every time.

JavaScript(574 Bytes)

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base64

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Vyxal 3, 447 bytes

"\⟒⇄⇧¬σ1⁰⑤-∆≡δ⍾⨪ᴥ;p∻/Ϣ⍰
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Vyxal It Online!

explanation, with the main string decompressed for (slightly more) readability:

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"..."                                      # ‎⁡dictionary compressed, regpack compressed target output
     "CEFHJKLMPQRSTUVXZ[]^_`qxz{|}~"       # ‎⁢key for regpack decompression
                                    (nsƵj  # ‎⁣regpack decompression routine:
                                    (n     # ‎⁤for each char in key,
                                      s    # ‎⁢⁡split the main string by that char,
                                       Ƶj  # ‎⁢⁢and join by the last element
💎

Created with the help of Luminespire.

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Pretty sure I can get a bit better by tuning it, but This is pretty good for now. Assuming you have no problem with this being much large than the original text.

PHP, 1173 bytes

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Lexurgy, 1190 bytes

Preliminary version; uses Lexurgy's ability to easily substitute strings to replace a template string defined in a with lyrics as defined in b.

a:
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b:
c => Never\ gonna\ give\ you\ up\
Never\ gonna\ let\ you\ down\
Never\ gonna\ run\ around\ and\ desert\ you\
Never\ gonna\ make\ you\ cry\
Never\ gonna\ say\ goodbye\
Never\ gonna\ tell\ a\ lie\ and\ hurt\ you\
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\(Give\ you\ up\)\
\(Ooh\)\
Never\ gonna\ give\,\ never\ gonna\ give\
\(Give\ you\ up\)\
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You\ know\ the\ rules\ and\ so\ do\ I\
A\ full\ commitment's\ what\ I'm\ thinking\ of\
You\ wouldn't\ get\ this\ from\ any\ other\ guy\
I\ just\ wanna\ tell\ you\ how\ I'm\ feeling\
Gotta\ make\ you\ understand\
\
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b => We've\ known\ each\ other\ for\ so\ long\
Your\ heart's\ been\ aching\ but\
You're\ too\ shy\ to\ say\ it\
Inside\ we\ both\ know\ what's\ been\ going\ on\
We\ know\ the\ game\ and\ we're\ gonna\ play\ it\
And\ if\ you\ ask\ me\ how\ I'm\ feeling\
Don't\ tell\ me\ you're\ too\ blind\ to\ see\
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d => \I\ just\ wanna\ tell\ you\ how\ I\'m\ feeling\
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Python 3 (2066 2065 Bytes)

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for c in (65,97):
    for i in range(26):d[e(c+i)]=e((i+13)%26+c)
print(''.join([d.get(c,c)for c in l]))

Python, 603 bytes

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for Y in"FECB@?>=<;:9876543210/.-+*&%$#!":_=_.split(Y);_=_.pop().join(_)
exec(_)

Basically just wrote a statement that prints the entire song lyrics, then compressed it with Naruyoko's Python 3 compressor, which is a super useful tool.

Excel, 756 bytes

=LET(h," how I'm feeling
",j,"
I just wanna tell you"&h&"Gotta make you understand",n,"
Never gonna ",c,"
"&n&"give you up"&n&"let you down"&n&"run around and desert you"&n&"make you cry"&n&"say goodbye"&n&"tell a lie and hurt you",w,"

We've know",e," each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
",g,"ive you up)
(Ooh",v,"give, never gonna give
","We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy"&j&c&w&"n"&e&"And if you ask me"&h&"Don't tell me you're too blind to see"&c&c&"

(Ooh, g"&g&", g"&g&")"&n&v&"(G"&g&")"&n&v&"(Give you up)"&w&e&j&c&c&c)

Link to Spreadsheet

Knight, 700 699 bytes

O;O+"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy"+=n++"
I just wanna tell you"=e" how I'm feeling
""Gotta make you understand
"+=r+=g+"
Never"=o" gonna "+=a"give you up"+g+"let you down"+g+"run around and desert you"+g+"make you cry"+g+"say goodbye"+g"tell a lie and hurt you
"+=i+"
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're"+o"play it"+"
And if you ask me"+e+"Don't tell me you're too blind to see
"+r+r+*=y+=u"
(Ooh"+", "+a=v")"2+u+=p+v+GrF17+", n"Gr 2 15+=y+"
(G"+GaT10v+u+p y;Oi+n*r 3

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Done blindly without checking the other answers. I'm sure that stealing adapting some other answer's tricks would shave off a few bytes, though.

This has two trailing newlines. I don't know if that is acceptable. LMK and I will attempt to fix that.

This isn't that interesting, it is just a lot of substitution. Multiple OUTPUT statements are used to get more newlines.

Vyxal, 678 bytes

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λß wouldn't λẎ λ× λø λ¶ λṁ ⌐ḭ
I λ¾ ₂Ḣ ×↓ λ• λ₴ I'm ∵µ
İ≬ ƛ∵ λ• €ṙ
#@
λ∧ if λ• ×¦ me λ₴ I'm ∵µ
›⌐'t ×↓ me λ•'re ⟑↲ ġ• to λ¡
#
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(Ooh, ⟇∵ λ• up)
(Ooh)$⟇∵, ∨⋎ ṙƈ ⟇∵
(⟇› λ• up)
(Ooh)$⟇∵, ∨⋎ ṙƈ ⟇∵
(⟇› λ• up)
 
We've ¬λ ƛṖ λṁ λ⟑ so ¬□
λ⌐ »‹'s λ⌈ aching λė
λß're ⟑↲ ∪ǐ to ∨¶ it
•∇ we ∧ɽ ¬λ λ⟨'s λ⌈ ∨µ on
We ¬λ λλ ∧∵ λ¬ we're ṙƈ ∨¯ it
 
I λ¾ ₂Ḣ ×↓ λ• λ₴ I'm ∵µ
İ≬ ƛ∵ λ• €ṙ
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We've »² ƛṖ λṁ λ⟑ so ¬□
λ⌐ »‹'s λ⌈ aching λė
λß're ⟑↲ ∪ǐ to ∨¶ it
•∇ we ∧ɽ ¬λ λ⟨'s λ⌈ ∨µ on
We ¬λ λλ ∧∵ λ¬ we're ṙƈ ∨¯ it`V\#` $⟇∵ λ• up$⟇» λ• ∧ċ$÷Ḣ ⟑Ṡ λ¬ ḭ⟇ λ•$ƛ∵ λ• √↓$∨¶ goodbye$×↓ a ṙ↓ λ¬ ṫ» λ•`V\$`
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Basic compression; compresses a couple of the main verses separately, then replaces them after decompression.

HTML/CSS, 47 + 907 = 954 bytes

v:after{content:'Never gonna give you up\ANever gonna let you down\ANever gonna run around and desert you\ANever gonna make you cry\ANever gonna say goodbye\ANever gonna tell a lie and hurt you\A\A'}h:after{content:"We're no strangers to love\AYou know the rules and so do I\a A full commitment's what I'm thinking of\AYou wouldn't get this from any other guy"}k:after{content:"\AI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling\AGotta make you understand\A\A"}y:after{content:"We've known each other for so long\AYour heart's been aching but\AYou're too shy to say it\AInside we both know what's been going on\AWe know the game and we're gonna play it"}o:after{content:"\A And if you ask me how I'm feeling\A Don't tell me you're too blind to see\A\A"}l:after{content:"\A"}z:after{content:"(Ooh, give you up)\A(Ooh, give you up)\A(Ooh)\ANever gonna give, never gonna give\A(Give you up)\A(Ooh)\ANever gonna give, never gonna give\A(Give you up)\A\A"
<pre><v><v><v><k><l><y><z><v><v><o><y><v><k><h>

Quite compressible. Uses a bunch of nonexistent elements.

Deadfish~, 15677 bytes

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Crashes TIO but works in theory.

ink, 839 777 764 bytes

~temp o="(Ooh, g{g})"
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
->w->l->
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see->c->c->
\ 
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(Ooh)
N{n}give, n{n}give
(G{g})
(Ooh)
N{n}give, n{n}give
(G{g})->l->
\ 
->w->c->c->
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\ 
\ 
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
->->
=w
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand->c->->
=c
\ 
\ 
-(d)N{n}{&g{g}|let you down|run around and desert you|make you cry|say goodbye|tell a lie and hurt you->->}
->d
VAR n="ever gonna "
VAR g="ive you up"

Try it online!

It's not a very nice solution, but I spent too long on it to just throw it away.

I'm still not a huge fan of those tunnels, but assigning a multiline strings to a variable in ink is weirder than you'd think.

I thought I could make some fancy changes to that l stitch, but they turned out to not be worth it, and also messed up the whitespace a bunch.

JavaScript REPL, 577 559 bytes

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Playing around with http://siorki.github.io/regPack.html settings

Brainfuck, 7497 bytes

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This is still barely golfed, but a good bit better captncraig's solution. Maybe I'll get back to this later.

C# (.NET Core), 819 816 810 808 806 792 chars/bytes

class R{static void Main(){string N="Never gonna ",r="\n",H=" how I'm feeling_",n=N+"give! up"+(N=r+N)+"let! down"+N+"run around and desert!"+N+"make! cry"+N+"say goodbye"+N+"tell a lie and hurt!_",b=n+r,w="We've known each other for so long_Your heart's been aching but_You're too shy to say it_Inside we both know what's been going on_We know the game and we're gonna play it_",f="_I just wanna tell!"+H+"Gotta make! understand__"+b,g="(Ooh, give! up)_",o="(Ooh)"+N+"give, never gonna give_(Give! up)_";System.Console.Write(("We're no strangers to love_You know the rules and so do I_A full commitment's what I'm thinking of_You wouldn't get this from any other guy"+f+w+"And if! ask me"+H+"Don't tell me!'re too blind to see__"+b+b+g+g+o+o+r+w+f+b+n).Replace("!"," you").Replace("_",r));}}

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I'm using a mixed approach - some string concatenation, some replacement.

C# (.NET Core), 664 chars/bytes

class R{static void Main(){var a="We. n;strangers:;love[}/ rules{s;d;I^A full commitment's what I'm:hink? of[ wouldn't>et:his from1ny o/r>uy`#A+ if%1sk me&Don't:3 me%.:o;bli+:;see^**]]^$$#`**";foreach(var b in @"]^(Ooh,>-)|`^I just wanna:3%&Gotta 2u+ersta+^*|$(Ooh)!gi<, ne<r_gi<^(G-)^|*!g-!let% down!run1rou+{desert%!2cry!say>oodbye!t31 lie{hurt%^|3ell|2make% |#^We'<4n each o/r for s;long[r hear~1ch? but[.:o;shy:;s=Inside we both}wha~>o? on^We}/>ame{we._pl=|!^Ne<r_|& how I'm feel?^|_>onna |=ay it^|[^You|^
|-i<% up|% you|{1+ |}4 |4 know|~t's been|: t|;o |<ve|> g|?ing|/the|.'re|+nd|1 a".Split('|'))a=a.Replace(b[0]+"",b.Substring(1));System.Console.Write(a);}}

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I optimized the code of another answer for this - it was using an entire class it didn't need to.

Output sample here

Java (JDK), 642 bytes

v->{String s="Bell!@ w!?ay it-!> other!=make+ !<'re!;ing!: a!9ve!8 g!7t's been !6-(Ooh!5o !4-You!3 t!28onna !1 know!0nd !/ how I'm feel;-!.i9+ up!-\n!+ you!*.)6)%gi9, ne9r2gi9-(G!&-I just@anna3B+/Gotta =understand#!%-Ne9r2!$--We'91n each> for s5long4r hear7ach; but4<3o5shy35s?Inside@e both1@ha7go; on-We13he8ame:0we<2pl?!#-%g.%let+ down%run:rou0a0desert+%=cry%say8oodbye%tB: lie:0hurt+!We< n5strangers35lo9413he rules:0s5d5I-A full commitment's@hat I'm3hink; of4@ouldn't8et3his from:ny>8uy&$A0if+:sk me/Don't3B me+<3o5bli0t5see##-6,8.)6,8**.)$&##",x[];for(;(x=s.split("!",2)).length>1;)s=x[1].replace((x=x[0].split("",2))[0],x[1]);return s;}

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Note: as allowed in the comments, I'm using the "We've known" (twice) version instead of "We've known" then "We've know " version.

I used this program to generate the text according to the algorithm I wanted to use.

Explanation

The longest repeating substring with maximum coverage over the whole string has been extracted and replaced by a single character. The dictionary is done by prepending the replacement character, followed by the replacement string and a bang. This process has been repeated enough times to have the string that is minimised. The search and replacement occurs over the whole string with the dictionary, to compress both the text and the dictionary if needed.

Decoding

v->{                                 // null-accepting lambda, unused parameter
 String s="...",                     // The compressed string
        x[];                         // The array containing
                                     //   0: the dictionary to apply at this step
                                     //   1: the rest of the string.
 for(;(x=s.split("!",2)).length>1;)  // Split the string in two on an exclamation mark, and break if the there are none.
  s=x[1].replace(                    // Replace in the rest of the string...
   ""+x[0].charAt(0),                // ... the single-character...
   x[0].substring(1));               // ... with the longer string.
 return s;                           // Return the decompressed string.
}

JavaScript, 495 bytes

for(_="on=er< g;ve:;=na 9e:r98 I'm7ou6o 55s4me3 t22h1\n00(Ooh/ell. w- y6make ay it0 oth<  know00We':ing're at's been i: up/,;)0Y6nd  how7 feel00N8/)gi:, n8gi:0(G)0glet downrunr6ades<tcrysay;oodbyet. liehurt0I just-anna2.Gotta und<stand eachfor s5l=gr hearach but2o4hy24Inside-e both-hago =0We1e;a3we9plWe n4trang<s25lo:1e ruless5d5I0A full commit3nt's-hat71ink of-6ldn't;et1is fromnyguynAifsk 3D='t2. 32o5blit4ee0";G=/[--=-]/.exec(_);)with(_.split(G))_=join(shift())

Dart, 733 bytes

F(){var e=' give',a='ever gonna',l=" how I'm feeling",h=' you',i='(Give$h up)\n',j=' tell',k='(Ooh)\nN$a$e, n$a$e\n$i',b="""
N$a$e$h up
N$a let$h down
N$a run around and desert$h
N$a make$h cry
N$a say goodbye
N$a$j a lie and hurt$h

""",c="""
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it""",d="(Ooh,$e$h up)",f='I just wanna$j$h$l\nGotta make$h understand\n';return"""We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
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Don't$j me$h're too blind to see

$b$b$d$d$k$k
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$b$b$b""".trim();}

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Befunge-93, 1760 1476 1434 1329 1326 1323 bytes

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Golfed 284 bytes by removing Whitespace that I used in my previous attempt

Golfed 42 bytes by moving a few pointers around.

Golfed 105 bytes by using the p Instruction more often.

Golfed 3 bytes by moving p01*48p< 3 lines up.

Golfed 3 bytes by using the full length on the last 2 lines

Batch, 930 920 bytes

(Alternate method)

Thanks @Aacini for the skip such number of lines and show the rest of this file

@!! 2>nul||cmd/q/v/c%0&&exit/b
set l=^


set u= you 
set n=ever gonna 
set g=ive you up
set f= how I'm feeling
set w=I just wanna tell you
set c=N!n!g!g!!l!N!n!let!u!down!l!N!n!run around and desert you!l!N!n!make!u!cry!l!N!n!say goodbye!l!N!n!tell a lie and hurt you!l!
set u=Gotta make you understand!l!.!l!!c!
set k=We've know each other for so long!l!Your heart's been aching but!l!You're too shy to say it!l!Inside we both know what's been going on!l!We know the game and we're gonna play it
for /F "useback skip=15 delims=" %%a in ("%~0")do set v=%%a&echo(!v:.=!
exit/b
<
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
!w!!f!
!u!
!k!
.
And if you ask me!f!
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
.
!c!
!c!
(Ooh, g!g!)
(Ooh, g!g!)
(Ooh)
N!n!give, n!n!give
(G!g!)
(Ooh)
N!n!give, n!n!give
(G!g!)
.
!k!
.
!w!!f!
!u!
!c!
.
!c!

Windows batch, 975 911 892 bytes

If I removed the four-space-code-indention, the result will look witty.


Just some replacement work here. For example, I set Never gonna to a variable, and replace the other Never gonna with the variable.

@echo off
set y= you 
set e=echo(
set n=ever gonna 
set g=Gotta make%y%understand
set o=(Ooh
set u=ive%y%up
set i=I just wanna tell%y%how I'm feeling
set c=call:
%e%We're no strangers to love
%e%You know the rules and so do I
%e%A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
%e%You wouldn't get this from any other guy
%e%%i%
%e%%g%
%e%
%c%n
%c%w
%e%And if%y%ask me%i:~21%
%e%Don't tell me you're too blind to see
%e%
%c%n
%c%n
%e%%o%, g%u%)
%e%%o%, g%u%)
%e%%o%)
%e%N%n% give, n%n%give
%e%(G%u%)
%e%%o%
%e%N%n% give, n%n%give
%e%(G%u%)
%e%
%c%w
%e%
%e%%i%
%e%%g%
%e%
%c%n
%c%n
%c%n 1
exit/b
:n
%e%N%n%G%u%
%e%N%n%let%y%down
%e%N%n%run around and desert you
%e%N%n%make%y%cry
%e%N%n%say goodbye
%e%N%n%tell a lie and hurt you
if %1.==. %e%
exit/b
:w
%e%Your heart's been aching but
%e%You're too shy to say it
%e%Inside we both know what's been going on
%e%We know the game and we're gonna play it

Swift, 697 bytes

import Foundation
var s="We'r!n$str+gers*$love2 6*h!rules 4s$d$I\nA full commitmen8wha&I'm*hink3 of2 wouldn'&get*his from +y70uyJ%\n\nFnH\nAnd if .ask m!<Don't5m!1=blind*$see%%\n\n@@EE\nFH\nJ%%%"
for(a,b)in zip("JHFECB@?%=<:987654#>-0/.13&2+!*$","\nI jus&w+na5.<Gotta mak-nd/st+d; each7/ for s$long2r hear: ach3 but2=shy*$9it\nInsid!w!both 6 wha: go3 on\nW!6*h!gam!4we'r!goBplay it;We'v!6;?)#C, nev0oBC\n(Giv-p)\n;give;nna ;?, giv-p)\n;(Ooh;\n#giv-p#le&.down#run around 4des/&1#mak!.cry#9goodbye>5a li!4hur&1;'re*o$;how I'm feel3\n;8been;say ;t's ; oth;know;*ell ;+d ;> ;\nNev0onna;!.u;/ g;er;1 ;you;ing;t ;\nYou;an;e ; t;o ;".split{$0==";"}){s=s.replacingOccurrences(of:"\(a)",with:b)}
print(s)

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Explanation

import Foundation                               // Import `replacingOccurrences`
var s = "<...>"                                 // The compressed text
for(a,b)in zip("<...>","<...>".split{$0==";"}){ // For every character in the first string,
  s=s.replacingOccurrences(of:"\(a)",with:b)    // replace all occurences of it with its
}                                               // replacement in the second string
print(s)                                        // Print the resulting text

JavaScript, 854 chars (added newlines for "readability")

var a="We're no strangers to love:You know the rules and so do I:A full commitment's what I'm thinking of:You wouldn't get this from any other guy:I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling:Gotta make you understand:Never gonna give you up:Never gonna let you down:Never gonna run around and desert you:Never gonna make you cry:Never gonna say goodbye:Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:We've known each other for so long:Your heart's been aching but:You're too shy to say it:Inside we both know what's been going on:We know the game and we're gonna play it:And if you ask me how I'm feeling:Don't tell me you're too blind to see:6:7:8:9:10:11:6:7:8:9:10:11:(Ooh, give you up):31:(Ooh):Never gonna give, never gonna give:(Give you up):33:34:35:12:13:14:15:16:4:5:6:7:8:9:10:11:6:7:8:9:10:11:6:7:8:9:10:11".split(':'),
i=0,x;
while(x=a[i++])console.log(a[x]||x)

///, 585 bytes

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Ruby, 1014 bytes

I am just learning programming, so I'm not going to break any records here. But, this was a fun task.

def c
  wonts = ['give you up', 'let you down', 'run around and desert you', 'make you cry', 'say goodbye', 'tell a lie and hurt you']
  wonts.each do |w|
    puts "Never gonna #{w}"
  end
  b
end

def b
  puts "\n"
end

def never
  puts "Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)"
end

def v1
puts "We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand"
b
end

def v2
  puts "We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it"
end

def s1
puts "And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see"
end

def s2
b
puts "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand"
b
end

def soul
2.times {puts "(Ooh, give you up)"}
puts "(Ooh)"
never
puts "(Ooh)"
never
end

v1
c
v2
s1
b
c
c
soul
b
v2
s2
c
c
c

iX2Web, 2778 bytes

Just had to make an iX2Web solution ;)

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///, 692 682 666 656 bytes

666 bytes lol.

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-10 bytes thanks to Flp.Tkc/Erik the Outgolfer

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JavaScript 616 bytes

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@tkazec, I tip my hat off to you... I don't think I could have brought it any lower...

HTML, 1875 bytes

This has to be done.

<pre>We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Java, 858 bytes

interface a{static void main(String[]A){String b="I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling\nGotta make you understand\n\n",B="Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you\nNever gonna make you cry\nNever gonna say goodbye\nNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you\n\n",c="We've known each other for so long\nYour heart's been aching but\nYou're too shy to say it\nInside we both know what's been going on\nWe know the game and we're gonna play it\n",C="(Ooh, give you up)\n",d="(Ooh)\nNever gonna give, never gonna give\n(Give you up)\n";System.out.print("We're no strangers to love\nYou know the rules and so do I\nA full commitment's what I'm thinking of\nYou wouldn't get this from any other guy\n"+b+B+c+"And if you ask me how I'm feeling\nDon't tell me you're too blind to see\n\n"+B+B+C+C+d+d+"\n"+c+"\n"+b+B+B+B);}}

Wow. I didn't really think I could compress this hard.

Ungolfed In a human-readable form:

interface a {
    static void main(String[] A) {
        String b = "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling\n"+
                   "Gotta make you understand\n\n";

        String B = "Never gonna give you up\n"+
                   "Never gonna let you down\n"+
                   "Never gonna run around and desert you\n"+
                   "Never gonna make you cry\n"+
                   "Never gonna say goodbye\n"+
                   "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you\n\n";

        String c = "We've known each other for so long\n"+
                   "Your heart's been aching but\n"+
                   "You're too shy to say it\n"+
                   "Inside we both know what's been going on\n"+
                   "We know the game and we're gonna play it\n";

        String C = "(Ooh, give you up)\n";

        String d = "(Ooh)\n"+
                   "Never gonna give, never gonna give\n"+
                   "(Give you up)\n";

        System.out.print(
            "We're no strangers to love\n"+
            "You know the rules and so do I\n"+
            "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of\n"+
            "You wouldn't get this from any other guy\n"+
            b+
            B+
            c+
            "And if you ask me how I'm feeling\n"+
            "Don't tell me you're too blind to see\n\n"+
            B+
            B+
            C+
            C+
            d+
            d+
            "\n"+
            c+
            "\n"+
            b+
            B+
            B+
            B
        );
    }
}

PHP, 591 585 568 564 bytes

<?=strtr(ucwords(str_replace(range('-',a),split(q,"/3/let@d_n/runxarouPxBdese5/?cry/sayxKodbye/7VliLBhu5
q;)/4,x04
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Jqmake@qxJxq\gqNdxqgXnVq'^b`nxqQMqThatqayxit
q'rLtoMqxz'mxqyouq".join(q,str_split(goexoxanvendxterwexwrxaxmeonthtxstinulsxoweea,2))),"9nM[rNgRsEloO>:r]e^BsMdMz
Vf]lxcommitWnt'sFIY\kAxof>To]dn'ZgetxYi^fromxNy<guy2-8Bif@askxW6dX'tx7mLJHbliPEs`
--11..
82---")),'x z',' (I');

Golfscript, 708 702 699 691 bytes

"Never gonna ":g;
"I just wanna tell you how"" I'm feeling":i"
Gotta make you understand"++:j;
{n"give you up
let you down
run around and desert you
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie and hurt you"n/{n g@}%}:^;"

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
":_;
"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
"j
^
_
"And if you ask me how"i"
Don't tell me you're too blind to see"
^^
n
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"(Ooh, give you up)
"."(Ooh)
"g"give, never gonna give
(Give you up)"++.n\_
j
^^^

CoffeeScript, 1054 1047 bytes

Uses a Burrows-Wheeler transform and simple run-length encoding and prints out the lyrics to the console.

c=d='';n=1
for b in "w3tol6nnd6e6seemn6us4oeegglu6d6ou6wnm3rrsAeet,,a10nnr22eer18y6r3euud7y4IIe3uhhea12o3a8kl,,eg3hhyaaea12o5drroa6taaw3mtsyyde3u12tteeddswwufe6t6lle13t12I4e3u3t5nnee/6p4h4e4)3/utuedudu)uItg3/ytt/6))p6u6n6y6e6nn//efttgg/3((/4 5/40(4//|/8n16 6n6ttn22ee  m8gg 15ttrww 7ee h3s6llss 9d6a4 7n25o6iinn 6l 7i6mmwwhhrrmvWWvrhr3ddk8v10mwwW3v4ey6v  hhsf3b4e3t9e4mhhv40hgdds6ld6gl6N8nnN30io 7n10  n 64ttcco4w3t3  t3cctt 9s4l6 lhhkool3hh 4mgGgGg10  sa8n 7l10ppuu 12be9ue3 3o'4 8aa  tmoeeu6weedow6oon44u6a12Aaia4uu  i8ooaio42aa k7IIeados3t4oono6 O4ggrcD  llg42t3g6ffbb 3GGy15Yy12YyYYy11wr6YYylh3n7d6u10  e43uuoot'6fa6e3u5e6uaa 7c6e'4ir' 9e6  nna 3uurr a''esse6r14aani4uuttss 9oo 3o3  i 7so46rfr6o6 12ooh6jjbbgo''i14oe40o9 9o7 a10nhhur6b6 40u"
 x=b.charCodeAt 0
 if x<48||x>57
  d+=c for r in [1..n]
  c=b;n=1
 else if n==1
  n=b
 else
  n+=b
d+=c for r in [1..n]
t=[];l=d.length
for i in [1..l]
 t[j]=d[j]+(t[j] ? '') for j in [0...l]
 t.sort()
for i in [0...l]
 if t[i][l-1]=='|'
  console.log t[i][0..-2].replace /\//g,"\n"

Python 2.7, 975 803 bytes

Not the greatest - I (now) wish python did formatting expansions like so. Alas it doesn't.

Edit: Simulated expansion with alternate formatting syntax (sort of..)

print("""We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
{10}{8}
{11}

%s
{13}
And if you ask me{8}
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

%s
%s
{0}, {2})
{0}, {2})
{0})
{1}{12}
{9}
{0})
{1}{12}
{9}

{13}

{10}{8}
{11}

%s
%s
%s"""%tuple(['{1}{2}\n{1}{3}\n{1}{4}\n{1}{5}\n{1}{6}\n{1}{7}']*6)).format(*"(Ooh|Never gonna |give you up|let you down|run around and desert you|make you cry|say goodbye|tell a lie and hurt you\n| how I'm feeling|(Give you up)|I just wanna tell you|Gotta make you understand|give, never gonna give|We've known each other for so long\nYour heart's been aching but\nYou're too shy to say it\nInside we both know what's been going on\nWe know the game and we're gonna play it".split('|'))

Python 2.7, 845 bytes

Encodes words and then lines as ASCII characters.

w="\n|gonna|you|Never|and|give||tell|make|say|goodbye|a|desert|lie|up|hurt|down|let|run|cry|know|around|it|been|I'm|to|up)|the|so|I|other|how|feeling|too|(Ooh)|play|aching|heart's|You|Your|understand|but|what's|both|we're|long|We've|wanna|on|never|Inside|we|for|give,|each|shy|game|(Ooh,|Gotta|me|(Give|going|We|just|You're|what|A|no|if|any|this|And|known|commitment's|from|you're|love|blind|wouldn't|of|ask|do|full|strangers|see|guy|Don't|rules|get|thinking|We're|*".split("|")
o="!UVN7M:`S!&$4%3!cDZ<,9!&$+%6!jg%s^B;C!&$XT$(!y*^nDp<w!&$,-!@bR*%B;C!Q7YAW?P!I7>z'?t@!]+%K!euld;|r!&$(%1!E!_%=!Iq{imhAx!}fv<o!\(%=!&$*.0'2%!JH:GL!&$58'/%!QkYAW?P!a7>['O$F9!"
l="5.04,/#1%9'+7#:8&$;(*#1%9'+7#1%9'+7#662)32)3#-8&$;#,/#1%9'+7#1%9'+7#1%9'+7"
print "\n".join([[" ".join(["".join(w[ord(p)-35]) for p in k]) for k in o.split("!")][ord(m)-35] for m in l])

Malbolge, 12735 bytes

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StackExchange chomped my answer, here is the source: https://gist.github.com/lucaspiller/2852385

Not great... I think I may be able to shrink it down a bit though.

(If you don't know what Whitespace is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language))

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So the change to the rules penalizing the use of Latin-1 kind of killed my solution. It's a different enough approach that I hate to just delete it, though, so here's a restricted version that only uses 7-bit ASCII, as per the new rules, at a huge increase in size.

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Of course the control characters are still mangled here, so you'll still want to use the base64-encoding:

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Because I think it should still be visible despite being DQ'd, here's the original solution:

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The base64-encoding of the script:
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GolfScript (511 bytes)

This uses a change of base to pack the bits in, so it includes characters which aren't in ASCII. However, it isn't appropriate to score those characters by their UTF-8 encoding because the interpreter treats the program as ISO-8859-1. For this reason I've specified the length in bytes rather than characters.

Base-64 encoded:
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==

Hex dump (output from xxd):

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0000010: 29b9 d9d2 0dcc 2dfa a1ba 2924 12ca 0866  ).....-...)$...f
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0000030: 7489 66f8 b500 459d 70c2 9272 1838 5a81  t.f...E.p..r.8Z.
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0000050: 0c01 e2ae 7024 f266 9918 9826 ffee 8806  ....p$.f...&....
0000060: 4707 d1d5 d574 cfdc 043a 8205 a347 6e75  G....t...:...Gnu
0000070: ece9 1119 9c59 c27b 5f50 9471 4b15 cf5e  .....Y.{_P.qK..^
0000080: d272 61bb 4f64 9b4e 7a28 1452 0d8f 3ef2  .ra.Od.Nz(.R..>.
0000090: d725 bd8b b93d 8854 ccfd a7d6 848e 00ff  .%...=.T........
00000a0: 0baa a3a8 cf45 ecee 71f1 9083 5c5c be61  .....E..q...\\.a
00000b0: 2c89 dc53 fa32 8269 8bf7 1a1e 25bd c7cc  ,..S.2.i....%...
00000c0: 7649 5436 aa9e 406f ed30 356b 934a 5442  vIT6..@o.05k.JTB
00000d0: 3cf9 0951 5c27 9b98 44b0 0fcd fc10 239b  <..Q\'..D.....#.
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00000f0: 2804 0b3f 8754 dd8c b5e3 32ff 763a 20a0  (..?.T....2.v: .
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0000190: afe4 7017 df22 edb2 5a64 0681 239e 1f07  ..p.."..Zd..#...
00001a0: 3296 508c bcbd bbaa dc35 f821 0ab6 ec9a  2.P......5.!....
00001b0: e484 c8d6 8456 51ab 1349 d056 8a7d d705  .....VQ..I.V.}..
00001c0: 078f 0161 16ed da7b aa88 8fd6 8b16 8a27  ...a...{.......'
00001d0: 3235 3662 6173 6520 3135 3362 6173 655b  256base 153base[
00001e0: 305d 2f28 3330 2c7b 5c5b 3124 295d 2f5c  0]/(30,{\[1$)]/\
00001f0: 3224 3d2a 7d2f 5c2c 297b 2d7d 2b25 2b    2$=*}/\,){-}+%+

As most of the best solutions, this uses a grammar-based approach with string splits and joins to expand the grammar. The grammar has 30 rules and was found by a greedy search.

Perl, 584 578 577 576 575 571 564 554 553 540

This solution follows the same basic approach as most of the others: given an initial string, perform repeated substitutions of repeated portions of the text.

The substitution rules are specified by a single character, preferably one not occurring in the output text, so a rule of length L and occurring N times will save approximately N*L-N-L-1 (N*L is the original length of all occurrences, but the substitution character occurs N times, and the literal text itself has length L, and the rules are split by a separating character.) If the substitution characters are explicitly specified, then the savings is reduced to N*L-N-L-2. Given that most languages can compute a character with chr() or similarly short code, the first approach tends to be superior.

There are some drawbacks to computing the substitution character, the most significant being the need for a continuous range of ASCII characters. The output uses mostly lowercase letters, but there are enough uppercase letters and punctuation to require either replacing a character with itself, remapping a few characters in a fixup stage afterwards, or ordering the rules such that replacements with problematic characters occur earlier. Using a language that replaces using regexes also means that there are gotchas for characters that have special meaning within a regex: . + * \ ?

My original approach had 63 bytes in the decoder and 521 in the rules. I spent a lot of time optimizing the rules, which can be tricky particularly with the short rules as they can overlap. I got the decoding down to 55 bytes and the rules down to 485 by cheating the formula a little bit. Normally, a 2-character rule that occurs 3 times or a 3-character rule that occurs twice would not actually save any length, but there is a loophole - which also allows for making up words that aren't part of the output ;-).

I do make use of control characters in this solution, so the solution is provided here base64-encoded.

cz09AhpuCnRyYQ8QcxIHbG8OGRwVBHJ1bGVzDRRzB2QHSQFBE3VsbCBjb21taXQIbnQXcxFoYXQs
FWluaxtvZhkRC2xkbhd0BWV0FWlzE3JvbQ1ueR8FdXkuJ0EUaWYYDXNrIAgtRG9uF3QgHiAIGBp0
bwdibGkUdAoDKysBKSkoKCcuKys9OyRjPWNociQ9LS0sczpbJGNdOigiCldlZWVlICBnb3RvIG1l
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ATABTiIwAShPb2gwAQECFw4cbiBlYWNoHxNvciBzB2xvDxlyIGhlYXIjYWNoG2J1dBkadG8KaHkS
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ISkwJiwFISkwbWFrZRggMAElZyElbGV0GCBkCW4lcnVuDXILFGEUZGVzEHQYJSpjcnklc2F5BW9v
ZGJ5ZSUeDSBsaWUNFGh1cnQYMCBJF20wIGgJLBMDbGkPATABSSBqdXN0EWEdHhgtRwZ0YSAqdQwQ
c3RhDCsnKVskPV06ZWd3aGlsZSQ9O3ByaW50

And here it is as a slightly more readable (but less executable) version.

s==^B^Zn
tra^O^Ps^R^Glo^N^Y^\^U^Drules^M^Ts^Gd^GI^AA^Sull commit^Hnt^Ws^Qhat,^Uink^[of^Y^Q^Kldn^Wt^Eet^Uis^Srom^Mny^_^Euy.'A^Tif^X^Msk ^H-Don^Wt ^^ ^H^X^Zto^Gbli^Tt
^C++^A))(('.++=;$c=chr$=--,s:[$c]:("
Weeee  goto meow^Gsound avenger w t f^L ^Rhi^N'"=~/.?\D/g,split
0,' y^K0^AY^K0^Wr^D0i^O 0 kn^I0nna 0tell0 ^Fh^P0 0^V^X up0e^Nr^Eo^]0t^Ws b^Cn 0ay it^A0^AN"0^A(Ooh0^A^A^B^W^N^\n each^_^Sor s^Glo^O^Yr hear#ach^[but^Y^Zto
hy^R
$Inside^Q^Db^Fh^\^Qha#go^[on^A^B^\^U^Dga^H^M^Twe^Zgo^]pl$0&)%g^V, n"g^V^A(G!)0&,^E!)0make^X 0^A%g!%let^X d^In%run^Mr^K^Ta^Tdes^Pt^X%*cry%say^Eoodbye%^^^M lie^M^Thurt^X0 I^Wm0 h^I,^S^Cli^O^A0^AI just^Qa^]^^^X-G^Fta *u^L^Psta^L+')[$=]:egwhile$=;print

However, I suspect this still isn't the minimum, as Ed H. points out that the php decoding is the shortest at 44 bytes and I have seen room for improvement in the rules he is using. I do have a 52-byte decoder in Perl but I was unable to use it for this solution as I needed to run through the range in reverse.

PHP - 737 719 Characters

<?$m="str_replace";$c="^g% ^let# down^run around and desert#^make# cry^say goodbye^tell a lie and hurt#@";$w="@We've known each other for so long@Your heart's been aching but@You're too shy to say it@Inside we both know what's been going on@We know the game and we're gonna play it@";$o="(Ooh,g%)@";$a="(Ooh)^give, never gonna give@(G%)@";$i="@I just wanna tell# how I'm feeling@Gotta make# understand@";echo$m("@","<br />",$m("#"," you",$m("%","ive# up",$m("^","@Never gonna ","We're no strangers to love@You know the rules and so do I@A full commitment's what I'm thinking of@You wouldn't get this from any other guy$i$c$w And if# ask me how I'm feeling@Don't tell me#'re too blind to see@$c$c@$o$o$a$a$w$i$c$c$c"))));

Whee for breaking all sorts of rules!

PHP:1002 Chars

Well this is my first CodeGolf, I'm sure I missed some things. It should echo out the lyrics with the line numbers.


I'll come back to this later, I'm a little sick of looking at these lyrics @.@ .

$o="Ooh";
$u="You";
$y="you";
$gi=" give";
$gu=ucfirst(trim($gi));
$n="Never gonna";
$yu=" $y up";
$g=" $gi $yu";
$l=" let $y down";
$r=" run around and desert $y";
$m=" make you cry";
$s=" say goodbye";
$t=" tell a lie and hurt $y";

$ch="
$n $g
$n $l
$n $r
$n $m
$n $s
$n $t";

$v1e1="I just wanna tell $y how I'm feeling
Gotta make $y understand";
$v1="We're no strangers to love
$u know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm $d thinkin' of
$u wouldn't get this from any other guy
$v1e1";
$v2="We've known each other for so long
$ur heart's been aching but 
$u're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it";
$v2e1="And if $y ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me $y're to blind to see";

$br="
($o,$d$g)
($o,$d$g)
($o)
$n$gi $n$gi
($gu$yu)
($o)
$n$gi $n$gi
($gu$yu)
";

$a="$v1
$ch

$v2
$v2e1
$ch
$ch
$br
$v2

$v1e1
$ch
$ch
$ch";

$z=preg_split('/\\r\\n|\\r|\\n/',$a);

$num=0;
foreach($z as $ly){echo $num." ".$ly."<br/>";$num++;}

Ruby 576 557 556 (552) chars && PHP 543 chars

Another search-and-replace solution. Note that this form of solution is essentially a Grammar-based Compression Code http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar-based_code Check out http://www.cs.washington.edu/education/courses/csep590a/07au/lectures/lecture05small.pdf for a simple to understand compression example.

I've written the substitution rules so that the starting character for each substitution is computed (they are in sequential ASCII order); it need not be present in the transition data.

i=44
s="We; n7trangMsL8loT63Ke rules5s8d8I
AJull commit4nt'sChatFKink: of6CHldn'tRetKisJrom<ny@Ruy-/A= if?<sk 42DS'tLE 4?;Lo8bli=L7ee..
O,R1)O,R001)/-.."
"
I justCannaLE?2Gotta >u=Msta=.|
Ng1Nlet? downNrun<rH=5desMt?N>cryNsayRoodbyeNtE< lie5hurt?|

We'T3n each@Jor s8lSg6r hear9<ch: but6;Lo7hyL7BInsideCe both3Cha9Ro: S
We3KeRa45we;QplB|1)O)NgiT, nPgiT
(G|iT? up| howFJeel:
| know|me|<= |
YH|8s|o |t's been|ing|'re| a|nd|make? | yH| othM|A|ay it
| w|D|ell| I'm|G|ou|I| f|Lh| t|er|
NP|
(Ooh|eTrQ|RSna | g|on|ve".scan(/[^|]+/){s.gsub!((i+=1).chr,$&)}
puts s

implementation notes

older implementation

This older implementation has 576 characters and started with substitution rules from ugoren's bash/sed implementation. Ignoring the substitution variable renaming, my first 28 substitutions are exactly the same as those performed in ugoren's program. I added a few more to lower the overall byte count. This is possible because my rules are more efficiently represented than those in ugoren's implementation.

i=44
puts"WeM noHtraLersB loJ;6 C rules=so do $
& full commitment'sGhat<thinkDof;Gouldn'tKet this fromFny oCrKuy.
-&E if9ask me1~on't @ me:MBo bliEBHee//

3300-.//|
We'J6n each oCr forHo loL;r hear2FchDbut;MBoHhyBH7$nsideGe both6Gha2ADon
We6 CKame=weM>pl7|
$ justGanna @:1#otta 8uEerstaE/|
5?9up5let9down5runFrouE=desert:58cry5sayAodbye5@F lie=hurt:|(Ooh)5?, nI>?
(#4| how<feeliL
|t's been|(Ooh,K4|iJ9up)
|
NI>| know|ay it
|make9|: | you|
You| $'m |FE |Anna |giJ|tell|Ko| to|the|iL |nd| a| w| s|eJr|ve| g|ng|'re".split("|").inject{|m,o|m.gsub((i+=1).chr,o)}.tr('&~#$',"ADGI")

I did not try optimizing the substitution rules in this one.

contest notes

The search-and-replace decompression scheme works well for this contest because most languages have pre-built routines that can do this. With such a small amount of text to be generated, complex decompression schemes do not seem to be feasible winners.

I've used only ASCII text and also avoided using unprintable ASCII characters. With these restrictions, each character in your code can only represent up to a maximum of 6.6 bits of information; this is very different than to real compression techniques where you use all 8 bits. In some sense, it is not "fair" to compare to gzip/bzip2 code size because those algorithms will use all 8 bits. A fancier decompression algorithm may be possible if you can include traditionally unprintable ASCII in your strings AND each unprintable character is still written in your code as a single byte.

PHP Solution

<?=str_replace(range('-',T),split(q,"
I justCannaLE?2Gotta >u=Msta=.q
Ng1Nlet? downNrun<rH=5desMt?N>cryNsayRoodbyeNtE< lie5hurt?q

We'T3n each@Jor s8lSg6r hear9<ch: but6;Lo7hyL7BInsideCe both3Cha9Ro: S
We3KeRa45we;QplBq1)O)NgiT, nPgiT
(GqiT? upq howFJeel:
q knowqmeq<= q
YHq8sqo qt's beenqingq'req aqndqmake? q yHq othMqAqay it
q wqDqellq I'mqGqouqIq fqLhq tqerq
NPq
(OohqeTrQqRSna q gqonqve"),"We; n7trangMsL8loT63Ke rules5s8d8I
AJull commit4nt'sChatFKink: of6CHldn'tRetKisJrom<ny@Ruy-/A= if?<sk 42DS'tLE 4?;Lo8bli=L7ee..
O,R1)O,R001)/-..");

The above solution takes the PHP from "a sad dude" and combines it with my substitution rules. The PHP answer turns out to have the shortest decompression code. See http://ideone.com/XoW5t

Python 781 731 605 579 Chars

There are a lot more and much better answers from when I first saw this, but I did waste a lot of time on my python script so I am going to post it any way, it would be awesome to see suggestions to further shorten it,

Edit : thanks to Ed H's suggestions 2 chars chopped, to go further I might have to restructure a lot of thing here which is going to take some time

s="e |nd|-We| a|-(Ooh|N| what|ive| go|ay it-|I|er|G|o |make5 |D| th| othH |A| tF|ing |nna |tell|'s been|'rS|-You|-N4| know|L5 up|PR | you|evHK>| how I'm feeling-|O, g7)|O)9gL, n4gL-(G7)|-I just wa>=53Gotta EuRHstaR-.|Q've8n eachBfor sFlong:r heart<Pch?but:;toFshy@sJInsidSwSboth8M<K?onQ8CSgame6we;go>plJ|9g79let5 down9runProuR6desHt59Ecry9sayKodbye9=P lie6hurt5-|\n|Q;nFstrangHs@love:8CSrules6sFdFI-A full commitment'sM I'mCink?of: wouldn't getCis fromPnyBguy0/AR if5Psk me3Don't = me5;toFbliR@see-..2211-/0..";i=83
exec"x,s=s.split('|',1);s=s.replace(chr(i),x);i-=1"*39
print s

After the first time that I manually produced the string(very tedious), I wrote a function to recursively find the pattern replacing which was most profitable(at that step), which gave me a solution but it turned out to increase the size by 10 chars.

So, I made my algorithm a little less greedy by instead of doing the final ranking only on 'characters reduced', ranking on a function of 'characters reduced', 'length of pattern' and 'counts of pattern'

pattern length = length count = count

rank = [(length-1)*count - length - 2] + lengthWeight * length + countWeight * count

Then I asked my poor laptop to run infinitely, assigning random values to lengthWeight and countWeight and get different final compression sizes, and store the data for minimum compression sizes in a file

In half an hour or so it came up with the above string (I tried to tinker with it further to see if I could shorten the code), and it won't go any lower, I guess I'am missing something here.

here's my code for it, also max_pattern is very slow (Note: code spits out a string similar to form in my previous version of the solution, I manually worked through it to get the current form, by manually I mean, manually in python shell)

import itertools

global pretty
global split
split = False
pretty = False

# try to keep as much visibility as possible
def prefrange():
    return range(32,127) +  ([] if pretty else ([10, 9, 13] + [x for x in range(32) if x not in (10, 9, 13)] + [127]))

def asciichr():
    return [chr(x) for x in prefrange()]

def max_pattern(s, o, lenw, numw):
    l = len(s)
    patts = []
    for c in range(l/2+1,1,-1):
        allsub = [s[i:i+c] for i in range(0, l, c)]
        subcounts = [[a, s.count(a)] for a in allsub if len(a) == c]
        repeats = [(x, y, ((c-o)*y - o*2 - c)) for x, y in subcounts if y > 1]
        ranks = [(x, y, (z + lenw*c + numw*y)) for x,y,z in repeats if z > 0]
        patts = patts + ranks
    try:
        return sorted(patts, key=lambda k: -k[2])[0]
    except:
        return None

def sep():
    return '~~' if pretty else chr(127) + chr(127)

def newcharacter(s):
    doable = [x for x in asciichr() if x not in s]
    if len(doable) == 0:
        doable = list(set(x+y for x in asciichr() for y in asciichr() if x+y not in s and x+y != sep()))
        if len(doable) == 0:
            return None
    return doable[0]

def joined(s, l):
    one = [x for x in l if len(x)==1]
    two = [x for x in l if len(x)==2]
    return ''.join(reversed(two)) + sep() + ''.join(reversed(one)) + sep() + s

def compress(s, l=[], lenw=0, numw=0):
    newchr = newcharacter(s)
    if newchr == None:
        if not l:
            return s
        return joined(s,l)
    else:
        ptn = max_pattern(s, len(newchr), lenw, numw)
        if ptn == None:
            if not l:
                return s
            return joined(s, l)
        s = s.replace(ptn[0], newchr)
        s = ptn[0] + newchr + s
        l.append(newchr)
        return compress(s, l, lenw, numw)

def decompress(s):
    lst2, lst, s = s.split(sep(),2)
    li = [lst2[i:i+2] for i in xrange(0, len(lst2), 2)]+list(lst)
    for c in li:
        x, s = s.split(c, 1)
        s = s.replace(c, x)
    return s


def test(times):
    import random
    rnd = random.random
    tested = {(1001, 1001): (10000, 10, False),}
    org = open('text').read()
    minfound = 1000
    for i in xrange(times):
        l,n = 1001,1001
        while (l,n) in tested:
            # i guess this would be random enough    
            xr = lambda: random.choice((rnd(), rnd()+rnd(), rnd()-rnd(), rnd()*random.choice((10,100,1000)), -1*rnd()*random.choice((10,100,1000)),))
            n = xr()
            l = xr()
        sm = compress(org, l=[], lenw=l, numw=n)
        try:
            dc = decompress(sm)
        except:
            tested[l,n] = (len(sm), len(sm)/float(len(org)), 'err')
            continue
        tested[l,n] = (len(sm), len(sm)/float(len(org)), dc==org)

        if len(sm) < minfound:
            minfound = len(sm)
            open('min.txt','a').write(repr(tested[l,n])+'\n')
            print '~~~~~~~!!!!!!! New Minimum !!!!!!!~~~~'
    return tested

if __name__ == '__main__':
    import sys
    split = False
    try:
        if sys.argv[2] == 'p':
            pretty = True
    except:
        pretty = False
    org = open(sys.argv[1]).read()
    try:
        l=float(sys.argv[3])
        n=float(sys.argv[4])
    except:
        l,n=0,0
    sm = compress(org,lenw=l,numw=n)
    print 'COMPRESSED -->'
    print sm, len(sm)
    #open('new.py','w').write(sm)
    print len(sm)/float(len(org))
    print 'TRYING TO REVERT -->'
    dc = decompress(sm)
    #print dc
    print dc==org

C# - 605 characters | T-SQL - 795 characters | C# - 732 characters | C# - 659 characters

The inspiration for this came from the sed example. The only major change I made from that was making the lookups consecutive ASCII characters so they didn't have to be declared. Unfortunately, it is C#, so I don't know how to make it smaller. I took the same replace text and did the code in T-SQL using a temp table.

var f='#';Debug.Print("HWe've0n each o=F forCo long5r hear+@ch>but5E<oChy<C1InsideBe bo=0Bha+;o>onHWe0 =e;ame7weE8pl1|HI justBanna :4*Gotta 2u?Fsta?%|H/93up/let3down/run@rou?7desFt4/2cry/say;oodbye/:@ lie7hurt4|(Ooh)/9,nevF89H(G.|'|(|)| how6feelingH|t's been|, |(Ooh,g.|ive3up)H|HNevF8| know|ay itH|make3|4 | you|HYou| I'm |@? |;onna |give|tell| g| to|th|ing |nd| a|A| w| s|D|'re|er|G|\n"
.Split('|').Aggregate("WeE noCtrangFs< love50 =e rules7so do IHA full commitment'sBhat6=ink>of5Bouldn't;et =is from@ny o=F;uy$H#A? if3ask me*Don't : me4E<o bli?<Cee%%HH--&&#$%%",(x,t)=>x.Replace(f++.ToString(),t)));

T-SQL

CREATE TABLE #t(i int IDENTITY(35,1),t varchar(1000) COLLATE Latin1_General_CS_AS) 
DECLARE @s varchar(4000)
SET @s = REPLACE(REPLACE('
INSERT #t SELECT ''We"ve0n each o=F forCo long5r hear+@ch>but5E<oChy<C1InsideBe bo=0Bha+;o>on
We0 =e;ame7weE8pl1|
I justBanna :4*Gotta 2u?Fsta?%|
/93up/let3down/run@rou?7desFt4/2cry/say;oodbye/:@ lie7hurt4|(Ooh)/9,nevF89
(G.|"|(|)| how6feeling
|t"s been|, |(Ooh,g.|ive3up)
|
NevF8| know|ay it
|make3|4 | you|
You| I"m |@? |;onna |give|tell| g| to|th|ing |nd| a|A| w| s|D|"re|er|G'''
,'"',''''''),'|','''
INSERT #t SELECT ''')
EXEC(@s)
SET @s = 'WeE noCtrangFs< love50 =e rules7so do I
A full commitment''sBhat6=ink>of5Bouldn"t;et =is from@ny o=F;uy$
#A? if3ask me*Don"t : me4E<o bli?<Cee%%

--&&#$%%'
SELECT @s = REPLACE(@s, CHAR(#t.i), #t.t) FROM #t
PRINT @s

C# - Second Try This was try at a different approach. The compression was done entirely by the computer seeking the best replacements. The lookups are sequential and ordered by size so there is no need for delimted lookup, however, the code to do the lookups was less efficient than I thought so it ended up costing 127 more characters overall! Live and learn.

static void Main()
{
var o="6Gn/tr7g0s,+lo-FJrules.Ds+d+}$z8ull commit9nKLtR1ink:ofF23ldn't4et1is8rom.nyUguy]Xn_zDifC.sk 9[\"5't,I 9CM+bliDt/;^^$N<N\\<X_]^^";
for(char z='\0',y;z<12;z++)
{y='_';for(int i=0,f=333,k=65;i<z;k=y-"'?MRTQNL@(} "[i++]){
for(;y>"^]\\[ZVROB) y"[i];){
f-=k;
o=o.Replace(y--.ToString(),"AWGINODY\n,&'()e o  tve a+ser,h wou gon{ean fmeH eeS)tCowaDr oti- y3nd $~P$#3'r*ingellQ1*t's2haGtoT%4ache-@V kn> }'mBC up$(!oh Ah0 g5na K b;n $$6'-QmakeC ay it$ h>R8;lH$<T)EgB% nPgB$(|$} just27na,IC[|Ata Yund0st7d^$EgSEle= d>nErun.r3D?des0=EYcryEsay4oodbyeEtI. li*?hur= eOUfo@s+l5gF@hearWO:butFM/hy,/Z}nsid*w*bAhQLWgo:5$6Jgam*?weGVplZ".Substring(f,k));
if(y==' '){y='~';i++;}}}}
Console.WriteLine(o);
}

3rd try at C#. This time I expiremented with \b,\r,\t characters. You can use \rN\n to replace the first character on the line with a capital N, but it didn't actually save characters. I created \b aliases to move the cursor back and then write over existing text. But none of this saved space and in the end I was still worse off than a simple search-and-replace strategy.

static void Main()
{
    var f='*';
    Console.Write("C04EC0let8downEC0run arouKJdes>t8EC06cryEC0say goodbyeEC0tePa lie Jhurt8E|CWe'veQn each=for sLlongC7r hear?<achFbutC75HoLshyHLs;Inside we bothQ wha?<goFonCWe3ga@ Jwe51pl;|,|CI just wannaHell82CGotta 6und>stJC|(Ooh)C0:, 91:EC(4)R(GC|(Ooh, 4)C|91| gonna |how I'm feelF|QHhe |:8up|'re|make8|You| you |nev>|give|ay itC|been | oth> |er|t's |me|A|EC0|\n|D|RN|ing |G| t|I|aK|nd |o |n't |N|O|ll | know|\r"
    .Split('|')
    .Aggregate(
        "We5 nLstrang>sHLloveC73rules JsLdLICA fuPcommit@n?what I'mHhinkFofC7 wouldMgetHhis from any=guy-*C+AKif8ask @ 2CDoMteP@8\b5HoLbliKtLseeC*C*CC//..+-*C*C*",
        (x,t)=>x.Replace(f++.ToString(),t)));
}

JavaScript 666 Bytes

Inspired by tkazec's solution.

Check out the blog post I wrote about it, it contains all the sources and explains how I built that code.

You can copy and paste the code into your browser's console. Or try it at http://jsfiddle.net/eikes/Sws4g/1/

t="We're no strangers to love|YouSrules;so do I|A full commitment's what?think7f|You wouldn't get this from anyLguy^zQnqAnd if:ask me[Don'tEme yRblind=ee{HUH_]|Qq^{x<br>{zxz||xxZKVlet:downVrun around;deseBVMcryVsay goodbyeV8a liFhuB||q eachLfor so long|Your hearPaching but|YRshy=@Inside we bothCwhaPgo7n|WeSgamFwe'reJpl@_U]^|I just wannaEyou[Gotta Munderstand](Ooh)|Z, nX|(GU[ how?feeling|ZNXXTgiveV|NTUiveK)|TeverJSCthe Rou're too QWe've9Pt's been Mmake:L other K:upJ gonna H(Ooh, gFe;E 8C9 Brt you@ay it|? I'm = to s; and : you 9 know8tell 7ing o";c="|{zxq_^][ZXVUTSRQPMLKJHFECB@?=;:987".split("");while(l=c.pop()){t=t.split(l);t=t.join(t.pop())}document.write(t)

Perl - 589 588 583 579 576 Bytes

Each rule consists of a 1 char head, a body and an underscore. As long as rules can be chopped off the beginnig, the head of the rule is replaced with its body in the rest of the Text. The head of the first rule is given, the heads of all following rules are generated from the variable $i.

Since the head for the next rule is placed on the beginning of the text by the previous rule, the last rule will create a character that wont be removed anymore. I had to chose a range of names where the last one would be "W", so i could remove the original "W" from the start of the lyrics, and had it replaced by the rule substitution.

The encoding was done by a Python script using a simple hillclimbing algorithm.

Here is the Perl code:

$_="qou_on_er_Hh_ w_
(Ooh_ell_ a_ay it
_'reHoC_g0na _makeR _ve_ oth1 _ing_e ___A_t's been _o _D_4, gP)_
Yq_G_ t_I_ know_
NT_nd _ how I'm feel=
_N_O_i;R up_4)Kgi;, nTgi;
(GP)_ yq_
I just3annaH5RMGotta :und1stand
V_e;r 9_
We';Jn each<for sCl0gFr hearBach= butF8shyHCs7Insid>w>bothJ3haBgo= 0
WeJ2>gam>aLwe'r>9pl7_KgPKletR downKrun6rqLaLdes1tRK:cryKsay goodbyeKt56 li>aLhurtR
_e'r>nCstrang1sHClo;FJ2>rules6LsCdCI
A full commitment's3hat I'm2ink= ofF3qldn't get2is from6ny<guySUALifR6sk meMD0'tH5 meR8bliLtCsee
VVEEQQ
USVV";$i=48;eval"s/$1/$2/g"while s/(.)(.*?)_/chr($i++)/se;print

(I find it remarkable that the compressed Text contains "hearBach" :D)

And here the Python code that generates it:

import collections, sys
text = sys.stdin.read().replace('\r\n','\n')
text = text[1:]
names = list(["q"] + map(chr, xrange(ord('0'), ord('W'))))
done = False
name = ""
while not done:
    done = True
    best = (0, None)
    for m in xrange(1, len(text) / 2 + 1):
        counter = collections.Counter()
        for i in xrange(0, len(text) - m + 1):
            snippet=text[i:i+m]
            if not '_' in snippet:
                counter[snippet] += 1
        for snippet in counter:
            n = counter[snippet]
            gain = n * m - n - (m + 1)
            if gain > best[0]:
                actual_gain = len(text) - len(text.replace(snippet,"")) - n - (m + 1)
                if actual_gain > best[0]:
                    best=(actual_gain, snippet)
                    done=False
    if not done:
        snippet = best[1]
        try:
            lastname = name
            name = names.pop()
            while name in 'ADGION':
                text = name + '_' + text
                name = names.pop()
            while name in '?@':
                text = '_' + text
                name = names.pop()
        except:
            sys.stderr.write('Warning: out of names.\n')
            lastname = "0"
            break
        text = snippet + '_' + text.replace(snippet, name)
sys.stdout.write('$_="')
sys.stdout.write(name + text)
sys.stdout.write('";$i=' + str(ord(lastname)) + ';eval"s/$1/$2/g"while s/(.)(.*?)_/chr($i++)/se;print')

PHP - 568 570 567 bytes / 552 characters

first: thank you for the competition, it was a nice challange even if I wount win with this solutions in this stage.

based on the PHP-ideas obove but even very efficient I think:

<?=str_replace(range('-',_),split(q,"
2=5letFdown5run arUndCdese@5:cry5sayVoodbye5Da liAhu@q

[e'SJn each<for sQlongLr hear;achO but\9shyGK
]nside we boTBwha;goEn
[e8gamAweM>plKq
] just wRna?H1Yotta :understRdq3)2, n4
(Yq howIfeelO
q
Z4q6Pq7giSq
Z7qiS=)qeSr>qBTe qUMNQqmakeFqt's been q oTer qFupqVonna q Dqrt HqeCqJ q Rd qtell qO oq H qN sqyUq I'm q knowqay itq\Uq'req toqingq
(Oohqo qanqveqthqouq gq
AqDqGqNqWq
YqI"),"[eM nQstrRgersN loSL8rulesCsQdQ]W full commitment's whatITinkEfL wUldn'tVet Tis from Ry<guy/-.Wnd ifFask me1Xon't?me y9blindGee--
P,V3,V006.
/---");

any hints?

589, C (only library function is putchar)

c,k;main(n){char*s="&-P;nDstrKgQsLlove>@rules<sDdD-i7Rfull commitUnMVtASTkEof> wWldNget Sis from Ky?guy10-XifYask U6doNF U5OblTdLseeG//G442201//&383letYdown3run arWnd<desQt53Bcry3sZ[odbye3F Rlie<hurt5G&7P've:n each?for sDlong>r hear=achEbut>OshyLsH7Tside P boS: V=[Eon7P@gaU<P;CplHG&7i just wKnRF56[ttRBundQstKdG/&J)3I, 9IG(-8)G&79&J, 8)G& yW& howAfeelTg7&G-&IYup&nevQ C& know&'re & X&Mbeen &7yW& oSQ &: Se & -i'm &makeY&[nnR&o &Tg &tell&\n&Zit&give&(-ooh&an& tD&t's &n't &;toD&we&er&a &th&in&me&wha&ou&Kd &5 &ay &go";for(k|=32*!n;c=*s++;c-38?n?0:c-45>48U?k=!putchar(c-k):main(c-45):n--);}

Evolution of code

Ruby (549) binary chars

I recently found that you can enter arbitrary binary characters (including those with value between 128 and 255) in ruby strings, as long as you follow some simple ruby escaping rules. Packing information into binary enables more efficient compression. Unfortunately, display of the "code", when written in binary, is problematic; thus, I created a generic program that reads in an existing ruby text program (assumed to not use chars with value > 127), and creates a secondary ruby source code that does exactly the same thing. This secondary code uses one long string with binary characters in it, and can be shorter than the original, in terms of number of bytes.

Here is the source "code-packer.rb"; it transforms input ruby source code into equivalent "compressed" output ruby source code. All it really does is binary packing of the original source code string, along with printing code for binary unpacking of the binary string.

Addendum: It appears that the original code-packer produces code that does not represent valid UTF-8 encoded binary strings, and thus is technically invalid according to the rules. To make it valid, we must use only character values up to 128. I recently read the UTF-8 encoding rules, and trying to use all 8 bits and generate UTF-encoded strings is not fruitful because most binary strings (over half of all possibly binary strings of any given length) will not represent valid UTF-8 encodings. So using straight up 7-bit ascii code is more efficient. I've modified the code-packer code below to produce only unreadable 7-bit ascii strings by replacing "256" with "128" and "<<8" with "<<7". This makes the packing compression idea not worthwhile for small programs (< 700 or so bytes), although it does still reduce Actven's 1000+ byte solution down to 937 bytes.

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# This program takes a ruby file as input
# and outputs an equivalent ruby file as output that
# is functionally equivalent, but "compressed". 
# Compression is done by creating a string representing the original program
# which contains unprintable characters (including chars with value between 128 and 255)
# The string is just a binary packed version of the input program text.
# 
# the "decompression" algorithm for the string is written in ruby as part of the output, 
# along with an eval on the decompressed string. 
# NOTE: assumes input file doesn't contain any unprintable chars with value > 126, otherwise this will fail.

DEBUG=false # turn on debug to produce larger code that uses code sequences for the unprintable characters, 
         # and prints debugging information, and ruby code instead of executing it.
#DEBUG=true

# returns array of frequency counts for str
def frequency_count(str)
  freq= Array.new(127,0)
  str.bytes {|b| freq[b]+=1}
  freq
end

# figure out an appropriate contiguous
# range of characters (via ASCII) to use for representing str. 
# returns 
#  1) forward hash of chars, when applied to str, give only chars in the range
#  2) backward hash of chars for undoing #1
#  3) start character of range
#  4) length of range
def translate_range(str)
  freq = frequency_count(str)
  forward_hash = {}
  backward_hash = {}
  left_index = 0
  right_index = 126

  # ignore unused top range
  while right_index > 0 && freq[right_index] == 0
    right_index -= 1
  end

  if right_index == -1
    raise "Error: empty input string"
  end
  last_char_index = right_index

  # figure out chars to swap to get contiguous range
  # we want to minimize number of swaps, so this
  # naive approach won't always yield the best results.
  while left_index < right_index do
    if freq[left_index] == 0
       left_index += 1
       next
    end

    if freq[right_index] > 0
       right_index -= 1
       next
    end

    # found char on left that can move to empty spot on right
    forward_hash[left_index] = right_index
    backward_hash[right_index] = left_index
    freq[right_index] = 1 # mark it as filled.
    left_index +=1
    right_index -=1
  end 

  while freq[left_index]== 0
     left_index +=1
  end

  [forward_hash, backward_hash, left_index, last_char_index - left_index + 1]
end

# translates text into big num of given base, assuming all chars in string
# are in range start_char..(start_char+base-1)
def text_to_num (str, start_char, base)
   num = 0
   if (str[0] == start_char)
     raise "Sorry.. I can't handle strings that start with #{start_char.chr}"
   end  
   str.reverse.bytes {|x| num = num * base + (x - start_char)}
   num
end

# translates back from num to text. 
def num_to_text (num, start_char, base)
   text = ""
   while num > 0 do
      text += (num % base + start_char).chr
      num /= base
   end
  text
end

# translates from packed num string to original string, without translation part
# will be output into code.. present here for testing.
def packed_num_decode(str, start_char, base)
    m=0;str.bytes{|x|m=(m<<8)+x}
    t=""
    while m>0 ; t+=(m%base+start_char).chr;m/=base end
    t
end

# takes a string used for input into translate, and escapes
# chars with special meaning (^ at beginning, '-' between two chars, backslash)
def tr_escapes(str)
   str.sub("\\","\\\\\\\\").sub(/^\^/,"\\^").sub(/(.)-(.)/m, "\\1\\-\\2")
end

# takes a binary string, and escapes out characters problematic
# when writing the string within single quotes. 
# this includes ' and \.
def packed_string_escapes(str)
  chars_to_escape = "\\\'"
  escaped_str = ""
  str.bytes {|b| if chars_to_escape.include?(b.chr) 
    then
       escaped_str += "\\" + b.chr
    else
       escaped_str += b.chr
    end
  }
  escaped_str 
end

#======== Main program ========
if (ARGV.length != 2)
   puts "Usage: #{__FILE__} <input program> <output program>"
end
inputfile = ARGV[0] 
outputfile = ARGV[1]

inputtext = File.read(inputfile)
input_info = translate_range(inputtext)

from = ""
to = ""
input_info[0].each_pair {|x,y| from += x.chr ; to += y.chr }
input_mod = inputtext.tr(tr_escapes(from), tr_escapes(to))

input_num = text_to_num(input_mod, input_info[2], input_info[3])

packed_num = num_to_text(input_num,0,128).reverse # do reverse so decompression code doesn't have to do it.


if (DEBUG) then 
   pretext="input_mod=#{input_mod.inspect}\nfrom=#{from.inspect}\nto=#{to.inspect}\n"
   packed_num_with_quotes = packed_num.inspect
   operation = "puts \"t=\#\{t.inspect\}\";puts"
else
   pretext=""
   packed_num_with_quotes = "'" +  packed_string_escapes(packed_num) + "'"
   operation = "eval"
end

start_char = input_info[2]
base = input_info[3]
from = ""
to = ""
input_info[1].each_pair {|x,y| from += x.chr ; to += y.chr }

from_str = tr_escapes(from).inspect
to_str = tr_escapes(to).inspect

File.open(outputfile, "w+") {|f|f.puts("#{pretext}m=0;#{packed_num_with_quotes}.bytes{|x|m<<=7;m+=x};" +
              "t=\"\";while m>0;t+=(m%#{base}+#{start_char}).chr;m/=#{base} end;" +
              "#{operation} t.tr(#{from_str},#{to_str})")}

Although the above can be applied to any ruby code (and could be modified to work with other languages), I've applied it to the following short 556 char solution:

i=47
puts"W> n:trangMsL;loT96Ke rules8s;d;I
AJull commit7nt'sHhatVKink= of9HXldn'tRetKisJrom?nyERuy02A@ ifC?sk 75DS'tLU 7C>Lo;bli@L:ee11
O,R4)O,R334)2011|
I justHannaLUC5Gotta Bu@Msta@1|
Ng4NletC downNrun?rX@8desMtCNBcryNsayRoodbyeNtU? lie8hurtC|

W'T6n eachEJor s;lSg9r hear<?ch= but9>Lo:hyL:FInsideHe both6Hha<Ro= S
W6KeRa78we>QplF|4)O)NgiT, nPgiT
(G|iTC up| howVJeel=
| know|me|?@ |
YX|;s|o |t's been|ing|'re| a|nd|A|makeC | yX|D| othM|ay it
|G| w|I| f|Lh| t|er|
NP|
(Ooh|eTrQ|RSna | g|on|ve|ell| I'm|We|ou".split("|").inject{|m,o|m.gsub((i+=1).chr,o)}

The short 556 character solution above is essentially my previous solution, with substitution characters changed, so that the binary packing works better.

If you run the original code-packer program on the above short solution, it will generate a solution that is valid ruby source code that is 549 bytes long. Running this generated ruby source code will print out the required lyrics. Note that although the compressed string is over 100 bytes shorter than the original program, most of the savings is taken up by the decompression code.

If you run the current code-packer program on the above short solution, you get an expansion to 627 bytes. The packed string itself is about 50 bytes shorter, but adding the decompression code blows up the overall size.

Thanks to the commenters for pointing out the technicalities of UTF-8 encoding. To me, the "valid UTF-8" restriction seems rather arbitrary-- if you're going to allow unprintable ascii characters in valid code, why shouldn't you also allow "invalidly coded UTF-8 characters?" The original code-packer still does generate valid ruby source code that really takes up only 549 bytes of storage when run on the 556-byte solution presented above.

626 Bytes, PHP (output as Pastebin link below)

<?=str_replace(str_split(LCB2Z34516789HJKPQRSTUVX),explode(M,"ever 6M
I just wanna J9Z
Gotta U9understand
BM279up2let 9down2run arouHaHdesert you2U9cry2say goodbye2Ja lie aHhurt youM
Never 6Mhow I'm feelXM
We'vePn eachRfor so longQr hearTachX butQ'reKshy to say it
Inside we bothP whaTgoX on
WePSgaVaHwe're 6play itM8, 79up)M8)
N1, n1
(Give 9up)Mever 6giveMgonna Mgive M
(OohMyou Mnd Mtell M too M knowM
YouM other M the Mt's been Mmake Mme Ming"),"We're no strangers to loveQPSrules aHso do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinkX ofQ wouldn't get this from anyRguyC
3
AHif 9ask VZ
Don't JVyou'reKbliHto see
B
B
4455
3
C
B
B");

To make this easier to verify, here's the output: http://pastebin.com/xzXsw3wQ

Here's the program that I used to write this program: http://pastebin.com/NGX1Qe0Z. It's pretty hacky, but it should be fairly clear how it works. There's a map array that's used to encode/decode, and the program above is written to program.php. It checks to make sure the output matches the lyrics file (lyrics.txt) and shows the byte count. You could probably do better than my byte count by writing a better map.

Python, 573 chars

My sed solution won't go any further, and it was beaten by several people, so I went for a new approach.
Unfortunately, it's only good enough for 2nd 3rd place (as of now) - Ed H. is still much ahead of me.

x="WM n=straQRsF=loB7Erules3s=d=IXA full commitSnt'sKhatVFhink;of7KTldn'tUetFhis fromLny9guy.-AC if?Lsk S1Don'tFP S?<bliCF=see//X82)8002)-.//"
i=45
for r in"XXW'BHn each9for s=loQ7r hear6ach;but7<shyF=s@InsideKe bothHKha6go;onXWEgaS3weM:pl@|XI justKannaFP?1Gotta >uCRstaC/|X4g24let? down4runLrTC3desRt?4>cry4sayUoodbye4tPL lie3hurt?|2)J)4giB, n5giBX(G| howV feeliQX|iB? up|LC |XN5|eBr:|t's been |XYT|J,U| othR |Uonna |iQ |MFo=|o |make? | yT|ay itX|A|ve|nd|D|HFhe | t|G| know|I|X(Ooh| w| a|'re|N|O|ell|ng|er|me|ou| g| I'm|We|\n".split("|"):x=x.replace(chr(i),r);i+=1
print x

Notes:

  1. The main idea was borrowed from Ed H. - using consecutive characters for replacement, instead of specifying them in each replacement rule.

  2. My way to deal with characters which exist in the song is different from Ed's - I simply make sure to translate each to itself (and if it's always followed by something, add it as well, which only worked for W).

  3. The code is generated by a script that looks for good translations. At first, I used a greedy algorithm, which simply takes the one that gives the best reduction. Then I've found that tweaking it to prefer longer strings improves it a little. I guess it's still not optimal.

C#, 816 803 741 737 703 chars

This is the entire class needed to print the lyrics to the console:

class r{static void Main(){new u(@"]^(Ooh,>-)|£^I just wanna:3%&Gotta 2u+ersta+^*|$(Ooh)!gi<, ne<r_gi<^(G-)^|*!g-!let% down!run1rou+{desert%!2cry!say>oodbye!t31 lie{hurt%^|3ell|2make% |#^We'<4n each o/r for s;long[r hear~1ch? but[.:o;shy:;s=Inside we both}wha~>o? on^We}/>ame{we._pl=|!^Ne<r_|& how I'm feel?^|_>onna |=ay it^|[^You|^
|-i<% up|% you|{1+ |}4 |4 know|~t's been|: t|;o |<ve|> g|?ing|/the|.'re|+nd|1 a");}class u{public u(string c){var a="We. n;strangers:;love[}/ rules{s;d;I^A full commitment's what I'm:hink? of[ wouldn't>et:his from1ny o/r>uy£#A+ if%1sk me&Don't:3 me%.:o;bli+:;see^**]]^$$#£**";foreach(var b in c.Split('|'))a=a.Replace(b[0]+"",b.Substring(1));System.Console.Write(a);}}}

And a more readable version:

class r
{
    static void Main()
    {
        new u(@"]^(Ooh,>-)|£^I just wanna:3%&Gotta 2u+ersta+^*|$(Ooh)!gi<, ne<r_gi<^(G-)^|*!g-!let% down!run1rou+{desert%!2cry!say>oodbye!t31 lie{hurt%^|3ell|2make% |#^We'<4n each o/r for s;long[r hear~1ch? but[.:o;shy:;s=Inside we both}wha~>o? on^We}/>ame{we._pl=|!^Ne<r_|& how I'm feel?^|_>onna |=ay it^|[^You|^
|-i<% up|% you|{1+ |}4 |4 know|~t's been|: t|;o |<ve|> g|?ing|/the|.'re|+nd|1 a");
    }

    class u
    {
        public u(string c)
        {
            var a = "We. n;strangers:;love[}/ rules{s;d;I^A full commitment's what I'm:hink? of[ wouldn't>et:his from1ny o/r>uy£#A+ if%1sk me&Don't:3 me%.:o;bli+:;see^**]]^$$#£**";

            foreach (var b in c.Split('|'))
                a = a.Replace(b[0] + "", b.Substring(1));

            System.Console.Write(a);
        }
    }
}

No more optimisation - I had to write myself a quick n dirty zip engine to get it this small!

Bash / Sed, 705 650 588 582 chars

Logic:
The basic idea is simple replacement. Instead of writing, for example, Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down, I write Xgive you up\nXlet you down and replace all X with Never gonna.
This is achieved by running sed with a set of rules, in the form s/X/Never gonna /g.
Replacements can be nested. For example, Never gonna is common, but so is gonna in other contexts. So I can use two rules: s/Y/ gonna/g and s/X/NeverY/g.
When adding rules, parts of the song texts are replaced by single characters, so it gets shorter. The rules become longer, but if the string replaced is long and frequent, it's worth it.
The next step is to remove repetition from the sed commands themselves. The sequence s/X/something/g is quite repetitive.
To make it shorter, I change sed commands to look like Xsomething. Then I use sed to convert this into a normal sed command. The code sed 's#.#s/&/#;s#$#/g;# does it.
The final result is a sed command, whose arguments are generated by another sed command, in back-quotes.
You can find a more detailed explanation in this link.

Code:

sed "`sed 's#.#s/&/#;s#$#/g#'<<Q
LMWe'veKn each o!r for-o longPr hearHzchJbutP're2o-hy2-@Insidexe bothKxhaHCJonMWeK ! game+we'reZpl@
TMI justxanna _UFGotta QuXerstaXR
RM~Squp~letqdown~runzrouX+desertU~Qcry~sayCodbye~_z lie+hurtU
E(Ooh)~S, neverZSM(GV
F how=feelingM
Ht's been
%(Ooh, gV
Vivequp)M
~MNeverZ
K know
@ay itM
Qmakeq
qU 
U you
PMYou
= I'm 
+zX 
ZCnna 
Sgive
_tell
C go
2 to
!the
Jing 
Xnd
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- s
M\n`"<<_
We're no-trangers2 lovePK ! rules+so do I
A full commitment'sxhat=thinkJofPxouldn't get this fromzny o!r guyT
LAX ifqask meFDon't _ meU're2o bliX2-eeRRMM%%EELTRR

Notes:
The decompression engine is just 40 characters long. The other 543 are the translation table and compressed text. bzip2 compresses the song to 500 bytes (without the engine, of course), so there must be room for improvement (though I don't see how I'd add Huffman encoding or something like this cheap enough).
<<Q (or <<_) is used to read until a given character. But the end of script (or backquote expression) is good enough. This sometimes causes a warning.

Older and simpler solution, 666 chars:

sed "
s/L/ MWe'veKn each other for so longMYour heart's been aching butMYou're too shy to say itMInside we bothK what's been going onMWeK the game+we'reZplay itM/;
s/T/MI just wanna tellU how I'm feelingMGotta makeU understandR/;
s/R/M ~giveU up~letU down~run around+desertU~makeU cry~say goodbye~tell a lie+hurtU/g;
s/E/(Ooh)~give, neverZgiveM(GV/g;
s/V/iveU up)M/g;
s/U/ you/g;
s/+/ and /g;
s/K/ know/g;
s/~/MNeverZ/g;
s/Z/ gonna /g;
s/M/\n/g
"<<Q
We're no strangers to love
YouK the rules+so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guyT
LAnd ifU ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell meU're too blind to seeRRM M(Ooh, gV(Ooh, gVEEL TRR

Dart. 802b

Live Online App (press play)

http://try.dartlang.org/s/9mJD

My approach

Uses no compression libraries.

  1. The starting string is the lyrics with all duplicate words removed, then split by ' ' into a list.
  2. I create 3 strings (4 in the super optimized version), each char is an ascii lookup in the list.
  3. The final string injects the first two at various points, using string interpolation.
  4. The final string is converted into char codes and used to perform the look ups in the word list.

Verbose Code

void main() {
  var x="We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of wouldn't get this from any other guy just wanna tell you how feeling Gotta make understand Never gonna give up let down run around desert cry say goodbye a lie hurt We've known each for long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy it Inside we both what's going on We game we're play And if ask me Don't you're blind see (Ooh, up) (Ooh) give, never (Give".split(' ');
  var c="DEF>G~DEH>I~DEJK)L>~DEB>M~DENO~DE=PQ)R>~~";
  var d="STU9V*W~XYZ[\\~]^_#N`~abc&dZef~g&'h)iEj`~";
  var a=' !"#\$~%&\'()*+,~-./0123~%456789:~,;<=>?1@~AB>C~~$c${d}kl>mn?1@~o=np^q#r~~$c${c}sF>t~sF>t~u~DEvDEF~x>t~u~DEvDEF~x>t~~$d~,;<=>?1@~AB>C~~$c$c$c';
  var o='';
  a.charCodes().forEach((i) => o += i == 126 ? '\n' : '${x[i-32]} ');
  print(o);
}

Minimized Version

https://gist.github.com/2854180

PHP 948 Bytes

$w=array("Never gonna ","Give","give","feeling","understand","goodbye","wanna","str_replace");$s=array("$w[0]$w[2]+up#$w[0]let+down#$w[0]run around@desert+#$w[0]make+cry#$w[0]say $w[5]#$w[0]tell a lie@hurt+","each other for so long#Your heart's been aching but#You're too shy to say it#Inside we both know what's been going on#We know the game@we're gonna play it","(Ooh, $w[2]+up)");$t="We're no strangers to love#You know the rules@so do I#A full commitment's what I'm thinking of#You wouldn't get this from any other guy#I just $w[6] tell+how I'm $w[3]#Gotta make+$w[4]*$s[0]*We've known $s[1]#And if+ask me how I'm $w[3]#Don't tell me+'re too blind to see*$s[0]*$s[0]*$s[2]#$s[2]#(Ooh)#$w[0]$w[2], $w[0]$w[2]#($w[1]+up)#(Ooh)#$w[0]$w[2], $w[0]$w[2]#($w[1]+up)*We've know $s[1]*I just $w[6] tell+how I'm $w[3]#Gotta make+$w[4]*$s[0]*$s[0]*$s[0]";echo nl2br($t=$w[7]("#","\n",$t=$w[7]("*","\n\n",$t=$w[7]("+"," you ",$t=$w[7]("@"," and ",$t)))));

Just for fun, here is the start of sub routine for an excel macro that will spit out a text file after building the song into a spreadsheet and then deleting the spreadsheet. Just thought it would be fun. I figure I can reduce the code later. Just make sure you are using 2007 or above and save the initial spreadsheet as an .xlsm

Sub R()
Application.ScreenUpdating = False
Application.DisplayAlerts = False
Sheets.Add After:=Sheets(Sheets.Count)
ActiveSheet.Name = "R"
With Sheets("R")
.Cells(1, 1) = "We're no strangers to love"
.Cells(2, 1) = "You know the rules and so do I"
.Cells(3, 1) = "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
.Cells(4, 1) = "you wouldn't get this from any other guy"
.Cells(5, 1) = "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
.Cells(6, 1) = "Gotta make you understand"
g = "Never gonna"
.Cells(8, 1) = g & " give you up"
.Cells(9, 1) = g & " let you down"
.Cells(10, 1) = g & " run around and desert you"
.Cells(11, 1) = g & " make you cry"
.Cells(12, 1) = g & " say goodbye"
.Cells(13, 1) = g & " tell a lie and hurt you"
.Cells(23, 1).Resize(7, 1) = .Cells(8, 1).Resize(7, 1).Value
.Cells(30, 1).Resize(7, 1) = .Cells(8, 1).Resize(7, 1).Value
.Cells(55, 1).Resize(7, 1) = .Cells(8, 1).Resize(7, 1).Value
.Cells(62, 1).Resize(7, 1) = .Cells(8, 1).Resize(7, 1).Value
.Cells(69, 1).Resize(7, 1) = .Cells(8, 1).Resize(7, 1).Value
.Cells(15, 1) = "We've known each other for so long"
.Cells(16, 1) = "Your heart's been aching but"
.Cells(17, 1) = "you're too shy to say it"
.Cells(18, 1) = "Inside we both know what's been going on"
.Cells(19, 1) = "We know the game and we're gonna play it"
.Cells(20, 1) = "And if you ask me how I'm feeling"
.Cells(21, 1) = "Don't tell me you're too blind to see"
.Cells(37, 1) = "(Ooh, give you up)"
.Cells(38, 1) = .Cells(37, 1)
.Cells(39, 1) = "(Ooh)"
 x = "Never gonna give"
.Cells(40, 1) = x & "," & x
.Cells(41, 1) = "(Give you up)"
.Cells(42, 1) = "(Ooh)"
.Cells(43, 1).Resize(2, 1) = Cells(40, 1).Resize(2, 1).Value
.Cells(46, 1).Resize(5, 1) = Cells(15, 1).Resize(5, 1).Value
.Cells(52, 1).Resize(2, 1) = Cells(5, 1).Resize(2, 1).Value
End With
sf = Left(ThisWorkbook.Name, InStr(ThisWorkbook.Name, ".xlsm") - 1) & Format(Now(), "_YYYY_MM_DD") & Format(Now(), "_HH_MM_SS") & ".txt"
iu = FreeFile
Open ThisWorkbook.Path & "\" & sf For Output As #iu
    With Sheets("R")
    For rr = 1 To 75
        Print #iu, .Cells(rr, 1).Text
    Next
    End With
    Close iu
sp= ThisWorkbook.Path & "\" & sf
ro = Shell("notepad.exe " & sp, vbNormalFocus)
    Sheets("R").Select
    ActiveWindow.SelectedSheets.Delete
Application.ScreenUpdating = True
Application.DisplayAlerts = True
End Sub

JavaScript, 590 588 bytes

f="WeP nTstrangersZTloMX^Zhe rules[sTdTIqA fuFcommitment'sEhat I'mZhinkQofXEouldn'tJetZhis from anyRguy{Sn}AH ifCask me_Don'tZeFmexPZoTbliHZTsee~~qU,J`)U,Jzz`)S}{~~~q|g`|letCdown|run arouH[desertx|Lcry|sayJoodbye|teFa lie[hurtx} eachRfor sTlongXr hearVachQbutXPZoTshyZTsKInsideEe both^EhaVgoQonqWe^ZheJame[weP]plK|qNeMr]{qI justEannaZellx_Gotta LuHerstaH~z`)U)|giM, neMr]giMq(GCyouq\n`iMCup_ how I'm feelingq^ know]Jonna [ aH Z tXqYouVt's been Uq(OohTo SqqWe'M^R other Qing P'reMveLmakeCKay itqJ gHndFll E wCx ";for(i in g="CEFHJKLMPQRSTUVXZ[]^_`qxz{|}~")e=f.split(g[i]),f=e.join(e.pop())

Depending slightly on the way the string is "printed".

https://gist.github.com/2864108

Java - 903 Bytes

Here is my Java take at it, no compression algorithms used, just a dictionary.

In a single line:

class R {static String n(String w){return "Never gonna "+w+"\n";}public static void main(String[] args){String d[]={"(Ooh, give you up)\n","(Ooh)\n",n("give you up")+n("let you down")+n("run around and desert you")+n("make you cry")+n("say goodbye")+n("tell a lie and hurt you")+"\n","(Give you up)\n",n("give, never gonna give"),"We've known each other for so long\nYour heart's been aching but\nYou're too shy to say it\nInside we both know what's been going on\nWe know the game and we're gonna play it\n","\nI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling\nGotta make you understand\n\n","We're no strangers to love\nYou know the rules and so do I\nA full commitment's what I'm thinking of\nYou wouldn't get this from any other guy","And if you ask me how I'm feeling\nDon't tell me you're too blind to see\n\n","\n"};int n[]={7,6,2,5,8,2,2,0,0,1,4,3,1,4,3,9,5,6,2,2,2};for(int i:n){System.out.print(d[i]);}}}

And pretty printed for readability

class R {
    static String n(String w) {
        return "Never gonna " + w + "\n";
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String d[] = {"(Ooh, give you up)\n",
                "(Ooh)\n",
                n("give you up") +
                        n("let you down") +
                        n("run around and desert you") +
                        n("make you cry") +
                        n("say goodbye") +
                        n("tell a lie and hurt you") +
                        "\n",
                "(Give you up)\n",
                n("give, never gonna give"),
                "We've known each other for so long\nYour heart's been aching but\nYou're too shy to say it\nInside we both know what's been going on\nWe know the game and we're gonna play it\n",
                "\nI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling\nGotta make you understand\n\n",
                "We're no strangers to love\nYou know the rules and so do I\nA full commitment's what I'm thinking of\nYou wouldn't get this from any other guy",
                "And if you ask me how I'm feeling\nDon't tell me you're too blind to see\n\n",
                "\n"
        };
        int n[] = {7, 6, 2, 5, 8, 2, 2, 0, 0, 1, 4, 3, 1, 4, 3, 9, 5, 6, 2, 2, 2};
        for (int i : n) {
            System.out.print(d[i]);
        }
    }
}

C - 890 Characters

I haven't seen many C ones so I thought I'd do one. This is my first attempt and I know it's not the shortest but was interesting to do and works. This is basic word compression but trying not to have any delimiters in the dictionary to save space. A bit of recursion and a few macros just to mix it up a bit! Unfortunately I now know the lyrics by heart and can't get the tune out of my head!

char m[20];   char*t="aIAuptoitsoWeweonmeofnoifdoanyyouandsayrunlieletcryup)I'mtoothehowYoushyforbutseeguygetaskAndgivetellmakeknowhurtdownbeenYourplaylongjustgameeachboth(OohwhatthislovefullfromotherNevergonnaWe'vewe'rewannaneverGottagoing(Ooh)(GiveWe'rerulesNeverknownDon'tblinddesertaroundYou'rewhat'sInsideachingyou'regoodbyefeelingheart'swouldn'tthinkingstrangersunderstandcommitment's";
int l[]={0,3,12,22,20,17,7,3,2,1,1,0,1};
#define h "i^H3& i^83M i^6n4m3 i^J39 i^5t i^I#74L3"
#define v "_jT\\A)Q OvNrB o<@'5( q+UKpNd, *K=S4`^P("
#define n "$RaI3>;u cJ3z"
char*s="g/y'Y ?K=h4)1$ %Z{W;x. ?wEX[2\\D "n"  "h"  "v" G03F->;u kI-s<l'C  "h"  "h"  VH3: VH3: e ]^Hb^H f3: e ]^Hb^H f3:  "v"  "n"  "h"  "h"  "h" ";
char*w(int r,int c,int u,int o){m[c]=0;u+l[c]<=r?w(r,c+1,u+l[c],o+l[c]*c):strncpy(m,t+o+(r-u)*c,c);return m;}
void RA(){while(*s!=0){printf(*s==' '?"\n":"%s ",w(*s-35,1,0,0));s++;}}

PHP - 802 bytes and Python - 795 780 bytes

Below is a PHP script that downloads the lyrics, compresses them using a naive implementation of LZSS and then outputs the compressed string together with some decompression code (802 bytes).

$in = file_get_contents("http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=wwvdjvEj");
$compressed_string = '';
$inc = true;

for ($i = 0; $i < strlen($in); $i++) {
    $offset = 0;
    $length = 0;

    for ($j = 1; $j < strlen($in) - $i + 1; $j++) {
        if (($os = strpos(substr($in, 0, $i), substr($in, $i, $j))) !== false) {
            $offset = $os;
            $length = $j;
        } elseif ($length > 0) {
            break;
        } else { 
            $length = 0;
            break;
        }
    }   

    if ($length > 0) {
        $rep = '';
        if (!$inc) {
            $rep = '>';
        } 

        $rep .= $offset . '|' . $length;

        if (strlen($rep) < $length) {
            $compressed_string .= $rep;
            $i += $length - 1;
            $inc = false;
            continue;
        }
    }

    $compressed_string .= substr($in, $i, 1);
    $inc = true;
}

echo '<?$f="' . $compressed_string . '";do$f=preg_replace_callback(\'/>?(\d+)\|(\d+)/\',create_function(\'$m\',\'global$f;return substr($f,$m[1],$m[2]);\'),$f,1,$c);while($c);echo$f;';

And this is the output:

<?$f="We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of26|6wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how84|5feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna giv192|7p210|14let you down210|14run around46|5desert you210|14>189|9cry210|14say goodbye210|14tell a lie46|5hu294|8
We've31|5n each132|7for so long26|5r heart's been aching but26|5're too shy to say it
Inside we both31|6wha437|9go94|5n
W396|6 the gam374|6w1|5gonna pl477|7And if you ask me165|18Don't156|6me y459|10blind to see208|184>212|180(Ooh,223|12)1002|20
(Ooh)210|18, n213|15
(G1031|58>1011|13>390|12>403|165>142|250>644|356";do$f=preg_replace_callback('/>?(\d+)\|(\d+)/',create_function('$m','global$f;return substr($f,$m[1],$m[2]);'),$f,1,$c);while($c);echo$f;

Based on the same idea, I also made this Python script, which is slightly smaller than the PHP version.

import re
p=0
s="""We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of26|5wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how82|5feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna giv187|7p204|13let you down204|13run around45|5desert you204|13>184|9cry204|13say goodbye204|13tell a lie45|5hu285|7
We've30|5n each129|7for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You2|4too shy to say it
Inside we both30|6wha422|9go92|5n
W382|6 the gam362|6w1|5gonna pl461|6And if you ask me161|17Don't152|6me y443|10blind to see203|175>205|173(Ooh,216|12)967|19
(Ooh)204|17, n206|15
(G994|55>975|12>377|11>389|160>139|239>622|345"""
while p!=s:p=s;s=re.sub('>?(\d+)\|(\d+)',lambda m:s[int(m.group(1)):int(m.group(1))+int(m.group(2))],s,1)
print s

Perl - 706 699 characters.

Completely safe to cut+paste :)

Did the encoding by eye, should be possible to get a better ratio if I get around to doing some statistical analysis.

$_=q{$_="Fn3strSgersMlovez1C P rules ~s3W IzTfull commitmentXwhatNthYkYg ofz1wouldn'UgeUthis from SyOguyDAn5~if 1askL8Wn'U%L9blYdMsee00z22==A5D00zz"V=Qz64, 64q4 1RVDzI jusUwSnT% 18gottTmakZ1understSd0V2Q, 4 1RVQqoohV0z04 1R0leU1Wwn0run aroun_~deserUJ0makZ1cry0say goodbye0% TliZ~hurUJV%tellV0z6V1J V4giveV5 eachOfor s3longzJr heart!achYg butz9shyMsBYsidZK both C what!goYg onzK C P gamZ~F7plBV~S_V6never 7V_d V7gonnTV!Xbeen VX's VWdoV8howNfeelYgzV9J'rZto3VAzzK'vZCVBay itzVCknowVFK'rZVJyouVKweVYinVL mZVM t3V3o VN I'm VO oPr VZe VPtheVRupVSanVTa VUt Eq([^zq])([^zq]+)/"\r\n(".H."$2)"Ez(\(?[^z]?)/"\r\n".HE(^.)/H;};s'H'uc($1)'g;s:V(.):;G$1/:g;s:E:;eG:g;s:(e?)G(.+?)/(.+?);:;s/$2/$3/g$1;:g;eval;print

Ruby, 741 678 657 627 619 bytes

_="12/3400/5/3/200"
28.times{|i|_.gsub!'120=34589%#^*&@!/?><[]|{}:;~'[i],"We? n{strangers] love/>& the rules!s{d{I/A full commitment's}hat:thinking of/>}ouldn't~et this from;ny<guy/+I just}anna [*@/Gotta make* understand/0+=g#=let* down=run;round!desert*=make* cry=say~oodbye=[; lie!hurt*/+/N^+We've&n each<for s{long/>r heart's been;ching but/>?]{shy] say it/Inside}e both&}hat's been~oing on/We& the~ame!we?|play it/+And if*;sk me@/Don't [ me*?]{blind] see/+8899+(Ooh,~#)/+(Ooh)/N%, n%/(G#)/+^give+ive* up+ever|+ you+ know+ how:feeling+;nd +\n+'re+You+ other +tell+ to+~onna +o + w+ I'm + a+ g".split('+')[i]}
puts _

This is an iterative symbol expansion. For each of the 28 characters of the string in the first argument to gsub!, all occurrences of that character in _ are replaced by the appropriate section of the second string (separated by + characters).

Python, 597 589 bytes

It may be possible to squeeze out another couple of bytes:

d="""ellU wTay it
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(G5 you4
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We'M9n eachR for sElongzr hearFKchH butzJxoEshyxEsSInsideTe both9ThaFCoH on
We9xheCameqweJQplS1
8g68let4 down8runKrouLqdesert48Pcry8sayCoodbye8tUK lieqhurt40WeJ nEstrangersxEloMz9xhe rulesqsEdEI
A full commitment'sThat I'mxhinkH ofzTouldn'tCetxhis fromKnyRCuy31AL if4Ksk me7Don'txU me4JxoEbliLxEsee00
B,C6)B,C556)1300"""
for s in'UTSRQPMLKJHFECBzxq9876543210':a,b=d.split(s,1);d=b.replace(s,a)
print d

PHP 730 707 characters

<?$l=' you';$n='Never gonna';$z="give$l up";$m="
$n $z
$n let$l down
$n run around and desert$l
$n make$l cry
$n say goodbye
$n tell a lie and hurt$l

";$o="
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
";$p="(Ooh, $z)";$r="($z)";$g=" how I'm feeling";$s="$n give, $n give";$t="I just wanna tell$l$g
Gotta make$l understand";echo"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
$t
$m$o
And if$l ask me$g
Don't tell me$l're too blind to see
$m$m
$p
$p
(Ooh)
$s
$r
(Ooh)
$s
$r
$o
$t
$m$m$m";

Delphi/Pascal. Some issues with casing though. WIP. 1018 characters, including unnecessary whitespace.

program X;
{$APPTYPE CONSOLE}
const
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 c='S>;pg S>Mp3 S>Z(&0p S>Qp/ S>[? S>`$N&Dp  ';
 x='kT_dP pKaY&^1E $8.mGbU po:c7''WA EJi`pCG5 @Qpf  '+c+'lL4W6^O qB*%- re]d[I Hj,Kn*=V jKa9&k>XI &Fp)RCG5 2`Rre+d\  '+c+c+  '#;ph #;ph " S><S>; !ph " S><S>; !ph  lK4W6^O qB*%- re]d[I Hj,Kn*=V jKa9&k>XI  EJi`pCG5 @Qpf  '+c+c+c;
var i: Integer;
begin
 for i := 1 to Length(x) do
  write(w[Ord(x[i])]+' ');
end.

JavaScript 789 characters

My javascript (prints with "document.write()"):

eval('f="18927993248999".replace(/1/g,"Were no strangers to love4You6тe rules and so do I4A full commitmentжs what Iжm тinking of4You wouldnжt get тis from any oтer guy4ю8/g,"I just wanna tellйhow Iжm feeling4Gotta makeйunderstand44ю9/g,"Neverгgiveйupвгletйdownвгrun around and desert youвгmakeйcryвгsay goodbyeвгtell a lie and hurt you44ю2/g,"Weжve known each oтer for so long4Your heartжs been aching but4Youжre too shy to say it4Inside we boт6whatжs been going on4We6тe game and weжreгplay it4ю7/g,"And ifйask me how Iжm feeling4Donжt tell me youжre too blind to see44ю3/g,"ц, gяц, gяц)вгgive, neverгgive4(Gяц)вгgive, neverгgive4(Gя4 ют/g,"thюя/g,"iveйup)4юй/g," you юв/g,"4Neverю4/g,"</br>юц/g,"(Oohю6/g," know юг/g," gonna юж/g,"\'");document.write(f);'.replace(/ю/g,"\").replace(/"))

I changes some common words and phrases with cyrilic letters and then changed them back with the replace() function.

After I shorten the lyrics, I shortened my program with the same method, and execute the code with eval().

JavaScript, 1428 1451 883* characters

Definitely not the shortest solution, but here it goes.

d="(Give you up):(Ooh):(Ooh, give you up):A full commitment's what I'm thinking of:And if you ask me how I'm feeling:Don't tell me you're too blind to see:Gotta make you understand:I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling:Inside we both know what's been going on:Never gonna give you up:Never gonna give, never gonna give:Never gonna let you down:Never gonna make you cry:Never gonna run around and desert you:Never gonna say goodbye:Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:We know the game and we're gonna play it:We're no strangers to love:We've know each other for so long:We've known each other for so long:You know the rules and so do I:You wouldn't get this from any other guy:Your heart's been aching but:You're too shy to say it:".split(/:/);"hk3l76o9bdcefojmn8g45o9bdcefo9bdcefo221a01a0oimn8go76o9bdcefo9bdcefo9bdcef".split("").map(function(i){return d[parseInt(i,25)]}).join("\n")

Solution logic is pretty simple:

d="dictionary:of:uniqe:lines".split("/:/");
"012345".split("").map(function(i){return d[parseInt(i,25)]}).join("\n")

*Of course the solution becomes a lot shorter when taking unique lines instead of unique words.

Naive sh/echo - 810 bytes

#!/bin/sh
A="ever gonna"
D=" you"
B="ive$D up"
C="$A give"
echo "We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell$D how I'm feeling
Gotta make$D understand"
f(){
echo "
N$C$D up
N$A let$D down
N$A run around and desert$D
N$A make$D cry
N$A say goodbye
N$A tell a lie and hurt$D"
}
f
g(){
echo "
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it"
}
g
echo "And if$D ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me$D're too blind to see"
f
f
echo "
(Ooh, g$B)
(Ooh, g$B)
(Ooh)
N$C, n$C
(G$B)
(Ooh)
N$C, n$C
(G$B)"
g
echo
echo "I just wanna tell$D how I'm feeling
Gotta make$D understand"
f
f
f

Scala, 613 bytes

print(("""We'r%e %n&o &strangers9 t&9lo#ve#4
You47 know7 [th[%rules0 aZndZ 0s&d&I
A full commitment's what1 I'm 1[ink=ing= of4 wouldn't get [is from any! o[er !guy>
I just wanna <tell<]- ]you-3 how1feel=
3Gotta _make]_uZerstaZ@>
.
Ne#r$./$ gonna /g2i#]up2$let]down$run arouZ0desert-$_cry$say goodbye$< a lie0hurt-@?

We'#7n each!for s&long4r hear;t's been ;ach= but4:'r%to&:shy9say8 it
8Insid%w%bo[7 wha;going on
We7 [%game0we're/play8?AZ if]ask me3Don't < me-:bliZ9see@@

5(Ooh, g2)
556(Ooh)$gi#, ne#r/gi#^
6(G2)^^?>@@
"""/:("!#$%&Z[]^_"++('-'to'@'))){(x,c)=>val y=x.split(c);y(0)+y(1)+y.drop(2).mkString(y(1))}

This is a text decompression algorithm, recursively applying the rule that ~stuff~ blah ~ ~ should be converted to stuff blah stuff stuff (i.e. the first time you see an unfamiliar symbol pair, it delimits what to copy; thereafter, you fill in the value when you see it).

Note: there may be an extra carriage return at the end, depending on how you count. If this is not permissible, you can drop the last one on the quote (saving one character) and change the split to split(" ",-1) (spending 3 characters), for 615 bytes.

C# 879 816 789 characters

First attempt at CodeGolf so definitely not a winner, pretty sure it is valid despite it's nastiness.

string e="N£give, n£give",f="(Give ! up)",g="(Ooh)",h=@"I just wanna tell ! how I'm feeling
Gotta make ! understand",i="(Ooh, give ! up)",j="N£",k=@"We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it",l="",a=String.Join("\n"+j,l,"give ! up","let ! down","run around and desert !","make ! cry","say goodbye","tell a lie and hurt !"),b=String.Join("\n",@"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy",h,a,l,k,@"And if ! ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me !'re too blind to see",a,a,l,i,i,g,e,f,g,e,f,l,k,l,h,a,a,a).Replace("!","you").Replace("£","ever gonna ");

Clojure

720 bytes / characters:

(Reproduced here with extra whitespace so you can see the formatting)

(let [r{\&" and "\Y"You"\0"\n"\1" you"\2" gonna"\3"give"\5" up"\6"ever"\F" how I'm feeling"\T" to"}
      s str 
      n"0N62 "
      c(s n"315"n"let1 down"n"run around&desert1"n"make1 cry"n"say goodbye"n"tell a lie&hurt10")
      p"0(Ooh, 315)"
      g"0(Give15)"
      q(s n "3, n62 3")
      o"0(Ooh)"
      w(s "0We've known each other for so long0Yr heart's been aching but0Y'reTo shyT say it0Inside we both know what's been going on0We know the game&we're2 play it0")
      u(s "I just wanna tell1F0Gotta make1 understand0")
      v"We're no strangersT love0Y know the rules&so do I0A full commitment's what I'm thinking of0Y wouldn't get this from any other guy0"
      R(s v u c w"And if1 ask meF0Don't tell me1'reTo blindT see0"c c p p o q g o q g\0 w\0 u c c c)]
  (apply s(map #(r% %)R)))