| Bytes | Lang | Time | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 015 | Google Sheets | 241009T203724Z | doubleun |
| 038 | How dare you fuck the brain | 241009T201616Z | Gleb |
Google Sheets, 15 bytes
This gets the 97th character in the ASCII table:
=char(row(A97))
The A97 in the formula is not a literal string nor the number 97 but a cell reference. If the question is interpreted to mean that such cell reference is not allowed either, put this sorter version in cell A97 instead (12 bytes):
=char(row())
To do the same with math (48 bytes):
=let(a,len(false),b,a/a,c,b+b+b,char(a^c-a*a-c))
Alternatively, this gets the 65th character in the ASCII table ("A") and converts it to lowercase (39 bytes):
=lower(mid(false,pi()-n(true),n(true)))
The output of these four formulas is currently the same, but that may change in the event ITU-T Recommendation T.50 IRA gets updated or replaced, and the implementation of Google Sheets char() function follows through.
Thanks to General Grievance.