| Bytes | Lang | Time | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 003 | QBasic | 240807T183742Z | DLosc |
| 002 | Batch | 240807T184516Z | Neil |
| 006 | Google Sheets / Excel | 240808T102712Z | z.. |
| 002 | PARI/GP | 240808T065020Z | alephalp |
| 011 | Python 3 | 240808T061951Z | Sisyphus |
| 004 | Funge98 | 240808T003330Z | Alt Shif |
| 046 | C++ | 240807T223946Z | Redz |
| 009 | JavaScript Node.js | 240807T182410Z | Andrew B |
| 003 | Ruby | 240807T194553Z | Jordan |
| 002 | Bash | 240807T192901Z | G B |
| 003 | APL+WIN | 240807T191534Z | Graham |
| nan | 240807T182812Z | DLosc | |
| 000 | Jelly | 240807T174117Z | Jonathan |
| 011 | Python 2 | 240807T182338Z | mbomb007 |
| 007 | Javascript | 240807T173925Z | l4m2 |
QBasic, 6 3 bytes
CLS
Clears the screen.
If it turns out there is technically some way to do this in BF (e.g. by outputting a bunch of newlines), then here's a 5-byte solution:
FILES
Outputs the contents of the current working directory.
Batch, 2 bytes
hh
Launches HTML help (which displays its own window).
Google Sheets / Excel, 6 bytes
=NOW()
Returns the current date and time.
PARI/GP, 2 bytes
\s
\s prints the state of the PARI stack and heap, which is non-deterministic.
Example output:
Top : 7fadf82bd000 Bottom : 7fadf7b1be00 Current stack : 7fadf82bcfb8
Used : 9 long words (0 K)
Available : 999991 long words (7808 K)
Occupation of the PARI stack : 0.00 percent
1 objects on heap occupy 9 long words
10 variable names used (10 user + 0 private) out of 65535
Copied from my answer to another challenge.
Python 3, 11 bytes
open(*'ww')
Create a file called w in the current directory.
C++, 46 bytes
#include<ios>
main(){freopen("x","w",stdout);}
Creates a file called 'x' in the current directory (if x does not exist). I think this still counts.
APL+WIN, 3 bytes
Outputs the current time to the nearest msec.
⎕ts
Trivial answers that output command-line arguments
Many languages can easily read command-line args:
Pip, 1 byte
a
Outputs the first command-line argument. Attempt This Online!
Jelly, 0 bytes
A full program that prints 0 unless provided an argument in which case it prints* the Jellification** of that argument evaluated as Python code if possible or the raw argument as a string if not. (Satisfies the requirements since Brainfuck can only read from stdin, not from command line arguments).
* an empty lists prints as nothing; a mixed list (characters and numbers) smashes its element's representations together, a singleton list prints its element.
** None becomes an empty list; complex numbers with no imaginary part become floats; dictionaries become a list of their keys if all keys are strings; probably other things may happen in other exceptional cases
Python 2, 11 bytes
print id(0)
This program outputs the address of the object 0 in memory.
Javascript, 7 bytes
alert()
Window is the point